New Computer Viruses

[sneakypreacher]

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
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The John Kerry Virus - Reverses every position in your computer, each time you turn it on.
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The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
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The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.
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The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting.
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The Bob Dole (a.k.a.  Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
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The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
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The Michael Jackson Virus - Attacks only minor files.
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The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.
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The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.
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The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.
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The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

[Fishnabadible]

sneakypreacher,
Genius if u thought of them yaself ;P