Lets swap heckler stories!!!

Post by **boner** » Tue Oct 26, 2004 3:49 pm

I've never been heckled persay, but I had a wierd incident once where I was doing my set and this woman just starts having a conversation with me and I continue doing my jokes at the same time having a conversation with her. She likes "yes I know exactly what you're talking about, what do you think I should do?" SO i answer her and on to the next joke. Then another woman from across the room joins her. At this point I was talking about the lack of protection for our nuclear waste and how we could be attacked, and this woman asks Well if we do get attacked then what the hell should we do, are there any shelters, what can we do!?" I said "Go have sex, cuz you're gonna die." That got the biggest laugh, sadly. (i think i hacked the concept from RP "Here and NOw" sorry, it was off the cuff.)

Post by **JTF** » Wed Nov 03, 2004 2:09 pm

That Old Hippie Chick,

With people out there like him, why do we wonder how Bush got elected?

Post by **Murphdogg** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 9:11 am

the nightclub where I have a show isn't really a comedy club so it can get pretty buck wild with hecklers at times, one night the wedsday night promoter couldn't run a show so I took the wedsday on short notice...it was a really small crowd and drunk...well when I grabbed the mic to do stand up I couldn't even get into my first bit at all from them talking to me..luckily I had a cordless mic so I just gave up my routine and went out into the audience and sat by each of the hecklers giving them hell, wound up doing it for a while, and wound up going over well for some reason...it wasn't even really stand up as much as a talk show by that point with me asking them questions and playing off of them..on a bright note I did get most of them I was sitting by to buy me a shot while I was talking

Post by **Murphdogg** » Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:58 am

That Old Hippie Chick, now that sounds like a scairy show

Post by **AfroJewbu** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 6:54 am

smjmcomic,

I was at a primarily white venue(redneck bar)at an open mic night outside of Pittsburh, PA. The entire audience was white and all the commics were white, accept for my half-black ass. About two comics before I was to get on the stage,one of the comics said,"This crowd is so bad, I might have to use the "N" word. A few of the friendly patrons hollered out the word "Nigger" in unison. What was I to do?

I decided to go on and do my thang. The MC introduced me as a "brother from Pittsburgh." I opened by saying, "Well, Billy's got that half right-cause I'm half-black & half-white. My father's African American and my mother's a Russian Jew. One of the patrons close to the stage shouted, "Then your a mistake, huh?"

I responded, "Naw man-I was intentional,the only mistake was between your daddy and your sister!" The crowd roared with laughter, that Patron sat his ass down, and I followed up with a bunch of below the belt shit. I felt it was a god night because I got back to my car without geting my ass kicked!