April Fools.

Post by **Inkblot** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:14 am

I had a good April Fools joke played on me 10 years ago to-the-day.

This girl I'd been seeing for several years called me up in the middle of the night at work and told me that she was pregnant. I was always running on empty and near complete exhaustion due to my 60 hour work-weeks, full-time college schedule and my relationship with her so when I responded in the negative, what a huge asshole I was for doing that, she then hit me with the April Fools and within a week she was sitting on another guy's salt-stick, with the same name as me no less, and bringing her stretched-out seconds home to the Blot. That is until I caught on to her cheating ways, being the smart motherfucker that I am, when I came home one day after work and the place was cleared-out.

It wasn't very funny then but it is now... Needless to say, whenever one is played on me now I just ask them "Who you fucking?"

Inkblot

Post by **smjmcomic** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 10:48 am

When I was 16 I told my mother that I knocked up my girlfriend at the time. Man she fucking freaked I played it off for a good 15 minuets before I yelled out April Fools! She hardly spoke to me for the rest of the day

Ah good times

Post by **cbreez0101** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:48 pm

smjmcomic,

my god that is so cold.

cb

Post by **smjmcomic** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:05 pm

cbreez0101,

Yeah it was

But is was funny as hell!

Post by **JTF** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 2:52 pm

Several years back I called up my gf about 9am and told her I was in jail. "My friend LaDon's couzin loaned him his Corvette convertable, but thought it'd be funny to play an April Fool's prank and called it in stolen. Bail is $3,000, but all I need is $300 to post bond." She told me she was on her way to the bank, just give her some time. Her father was in on it and let me in the back door 5 minutes later. He asked to enter her room. When I entered and yelled "APRIL FOOL'S" she tried to kill me. We split about a week or two later. I was better off, being rid of a woman who can't take a joke!