ok yeah heres some stupid jokes....some are a little racist, but cmon i'm sure you'll see the funny side.
what do you call a priest on a motorbike??
-Rev
Why do blakc people not wear tight jeans??
-cos they're knee-grows
This ones just stupid but it made me laugh for an hour.
"A horse walks into the bar and the barman says.."why the long face??" lol cracks me up.
ok this one i really hope nobody gets offended by. its only a joke ok.
Whats FUBU stand for??
-farmers used to beat us......
some dumb jokes
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urluvedbyall
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Re: some dumb jokes
the_comic,
Here's a joke for ya!
A man gets up and looks out the window to see his prize cow laying dead in the grass, he was so upset, he got his shotgun and killed himself. Later, his wife see's the cow and her husband dead and she also kills herself. the oldest son of three ..gets up and see's all this and goes down to the creek to drown himself, before he jumps in a mermaid say's to him"if you can satisfy me sexually 10 times i will bring them all back" he tries but fails so he drowns himself. the second oldest see's alll of this and he to goes to drown himself, Again the mermaidoffers to bring them all back for satisfying her 10 times sexually . He also fails and drowns himself. Well, the youngest boy sees all his family dead and is going to kill him self also and the mermaid makes the same offer to him ...he thinks it over and says lets make it 20 times or maybe 30 ,yeah make it thirty times he says, she agreed if he thought he could do it. He said I only have one question..When I get done ,You are'nt gonna fall over dead like that cow did are ya?
Here's a joke for ya!
A man gets up and looks out the window to see his prize cow laying dead in the grass, he was so upset, he got his shotgun and killed himself. Later, his wife see's the cow and her husband dead and she also kills herself. the oldest son of three ..gets up and see's all this and goes down to the creek to drown himself, before he jumps in a mermaid say's to him"if you can satisfy me sexually 10 times i will bring them all back" he tries but fails so he drowns himself. the second oldest see's alll of this and he to goes to drown himself, Again the mermaidoffers to bring them all back for satisfying her 10 times sexually . He also fails and drowns himself. Well, the youngest boy sees all his family dead and is going to kill him self also and the mermaid makes the same offer to him ...he thinks it over and says lets make it 20 times or maybe 30 ,yeah make it thirty times he says, she agreed if he thought he could do it. He said I only have one question..When I get done ,You are'nt gonna fall over dead like that cow did are ya?
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bcddjjsc690
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Re: some dumb jokes
urluvedbyall, FYI ..truth is stranger than fiction ..ABC news Headline this year ...Man arressted for gratifing himself with farm animal !! {cows] ....ewewwwww
ps . at least he didn't f**k it to death !!
ps . at least he didn't f**k it to death !!
"you must be out-cho god-dammed mind "
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Anditsdeeptoo
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Re: some dumb jokes
bcddjjsc690,
What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?
-A Quarter pounder with cheese...
What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection?
-A Quarter pounder with cheese...
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Anditsdeeptoo
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Re: some dumb jokes
Gareth,
MISSED YOU GARETH!!!!!! AND YO MAMMA!!!!
Welcome back man!!!!
MISSED YOU GARETH!!!!!! AND YO MAMMA!!!!
Welcome back man!!!!_______________________________________
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Re: some dumb jokes
Anditsdeeptoo,
i missed you too ludacris. who is that white guy you are with?
;p
gareth
i missed you too ludacris. who is that white guy you are with?
;p
gareth
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Anditsdeeptoo
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Re: some dumb jokes
Gareth,
That's "the other white meat"
That's "the other white meat"
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Re: some dumb jokes
why are black folk so good at b ball?
caus they all already kno how to run, shoot an steal :p
i kno its old but someone might not have heard it
caus they all already kno how to run, shoot an steal :p
i kno its old but someone might not have heard it
