Any Blondes in the ...hiz'ouse

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:05 pm

http://www.briscar.com/humor4.htm#blonde - 30 blondes jokes'

Way to quiet tonite ,this outta get a rise outta somebody

How do you know a Blonde has been making Choco Chip Cookies?

All the M&M candies shells left in the kitchen.

Post by **jane_haze** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:19 pm

bcddjjsc690,

Shh...we were having vigilant silence while the parents fight. Listen closely, we might hear what they're saying!

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:25 pm

jane_haze, I liked to creep halfway down the staircase,

to make sure none of my toys got broken....

Post by **jane_haze** » Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:45 pm

bcddjjsc690,

well, whatever works. You just know, no matter what you do...someone won't be sleeping in their own bed tonight!

Post by **Murphdogg** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 2:38 am

speaking of blond jokes, I was shocked to see Jeff Foxworthy using one of the oldest blond stock jokes in the book in his last special

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 7:20 am

Murphdogg, With today's younger audiences, using an old joke isn't a risk . They think it was his...So only Old Fogies like us would know he was ... [/i]recycling[/i]

But don't leave us hanging .....what was the joke?

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:26 am

That Old Hippie Chick,

And congrads on your Grand Prize 1st Place Award....[/i]But what are you going to do wth all that SODA !! [/i]

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:43 am

Now this a true story ,a good friend from Ct.{who happens to be blonde} called to wish me a Happy Easter last week,we had only being talking a few minutes when her house phone rang{she had called me on her Cell} on that line was her on again, off again boyfriend {also a good friend of mine}.
When she informed him that she was speaking to me on her cell,He said," hold a phone up to each ear ,so I can say Hi " She did........and we all laughed ....because it's only in fun we tease our friends ,I've never known a man to tease a blonde to [/i]Insult [/i] her , there's only ONE reason ...like TMIC says ..."because they got the pus - say...and they know it's go-ood!"

;p

Post by **Prankenstein** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:16 am

Murphdogg,

I'm not that old. I am, though, a student of comedy. Comics steal from older comedians all the time. Mr. Pryor has his stuff stolen every night. Very few of these thieves even give him credit.