Cry with Laughter

[Unknown Comic]

I've been doing comedy for a long time now. I played in almost every shit hole in the wall Comedy Club here in New York City.I performed on stages where leaky water pipes drenched the stage why I told jokes.If you tell jokes between each drip,it really helps your timing.
I tried kissing ass for stage time. Let me tell ya "Ass don't taste that good !"
I've been going to the same Comedy Clubs for years in rotation. But no one gives me a break and I'm a funny mother fucker. Nobody cares if your funny any more. The only way I could grace the stage at a 3 star or 4 star club if I bring 20 paying customers to see me perform.I can't even get my own mother to come and see my ass perform !
I tried running my own shows . But hey,I had no audience. I made flyers and passed them out on the street about my show. Maybe a Crack head or a homeless guy would drop in. Sometimes I'd get a combination a Homeless Crackhead would stop in to see my show.
Comedy ain't what it use to be.I hope one day sombody will see me as a true talent like my hero Richard Pryor.