The Viagra ones.
Dear Mr sailsman for Viagra,Diagra,Siagra or what the hell you call it.
I´m 30 Years Old and I dont need Viagra "yeat". Please sell me somthing to get my dick down insted. When ever I meet a Woman I allways seem to fuck things up when My Dickster gets his way.
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Mobile phones
Dear sailsman for free mobile phones.
Stop sending me E-mails about my new fucking Mobile phone just send me the god damn thing allready.
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Free Morgage " us residents "
Dear free morgage sailsman I do NOT live in the US if you have a free Morgage In Iceland please help me out.
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Dear Sigurdur We do not currently have morgiges In Iceland
My reply
I know that for a fact STOP SENDING these US resident E-MAILS THEN Stupit fuck
Free gas " US resident "
Dear Free gas service.
I live in Iceland and we dont use Gas. Do you currently have a plan to GAS Iceland ?
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Check you IQ for free
Dear IQ tester. A 100 questions to check my IQ you should rather be testing my patience you stupit dick.
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Free " Have more fun in the bedroom "
Whats more fun in the bedroom then sex. Bunchyjumping ?
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Get your free degree.
Well for fuck sake you do school for 5 years and your selling this service to me for free. Thanks but No thanks You should go back to school your self. I think you must have left out some classes
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As you see they dont like my way of replying to them.
Well I tried
I´m not a natrual English speaker so sorry about the typos
