Some Bullshit

Post by **smjmcomic** » Wed May 25, 2005 6:57 pm

My girlfriend fessed up she finaly told me why her mom dislikes me get this its cuiz I'M WHITE!! Is that some bullshit or what?

I can't wait till that bitch dies I'm so gona jack off on her dead fucking body.

Post by **JTF** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:39 am

smjmcomic,

Are you gonna use this in your act? If so, you need a punchline.

Post by **smjmcomic** » Thu May 26, 2005 6:20 pm

JTF,

Its a bit too personal to talk about on stage it really does sting.

Some of my ladys famliy come out to my shows I don't think they would really like to hear me bash there mother as much as they my dislike her she's still there mother.

Post by **JTF** » Thu May 26, 2005 8:57 pm

smjmcomic,

Just know that her mother is just ignorant. Take the high road. Wishing her mother dead so you can masterbate on her grave (I don't get it.) isn't going to help matters. Be as polite as possible to her. Maybe she'll start to like you despite your mellanin deficiency...

A friend of mine's mother used to not like me for much the same reason. One time, long after we split up, she was in town and invited me over to her mother's. I went and was floored. Her mother treated me like I was her long-lost son. She fed me, gave me hommade wine (stomped the grapes in a tub herself!) and was extremely nice to me. Later, my friend tells me that her mother was looking for some grandbabies, and said that the two of us would make some "pretty babies."

Oh, I am assuming here that the g/f & her mother are not of the caucasian persuasion. Because if she's got blonde hair and blue eyes and hates white folk she's not ignorant, she's insane.

Post by **Murphdogg** » Fri May 27, 2005 10:59 am

JTF,yeah, you got to understand she's from a different generation, and you don't know what kind of things she may have seen and went through. Back in her day racism was a hell of alot more in your face then it is today, and old grudges like that are hard to let go. Intead of hating her, kill her with kindness

Post by **Murphdogg** » Fri May 27, 2005 6:28 pm

just to clarify my point more, I don't condone anyone being racist despite color, I grew up in a all black neighberhood, my step dad is black, he got with my mom when I was 2, my lil brother is mixed...all that being said, doesn't mean I know what it's like being black. And your girls mom may of been fucked with so hard, that it's hard not to hold a grudge, so be cool, and show her how her predjudices are wrong

Post by **Anditsdeeptoo** » Sun May 29, 2005 11:39 am

Murphdogg,

Amen, my story is exactly the same as Murphdogg's. I had a black girlfriend for 4 years and her great grandmother was from some lil racist town in Louisiana. All I had to do was sit with her a while and talk to her, now granny loves me like her own. People can change, if they allow themselves to.