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Re: Farting.

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hellifiknow,
Only boys would have an entire thread devoted to this disgusting topic....
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Re: Farting.

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Jennifer,
But mohhhhm, JTF started it! Astonnamous and me tried to get them to stop but they wouldn't listen. ;)

Missed you and glad your home, Bingo said it right r/t the pic with Mr. Prine !
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Re: Farting.

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hellifiknow,
:lol: :lol: :lol: ;)
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Re: Farting.

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hellifiknow,

Uh-huh. Right. You're innocent. Sure.

Does this sound familiar?

[/i]I cut my old hospital scrubs into shorts for sleep and wtevr, 3rd shift so was wandering house during the day and lifted my leg for gas and a peanut turd shot out and hit/stuck right on the lense of my 3yo daughters sunglasz, she instantly yelled "MOM! DAD POOPED ON MY GLASSES!", she's 15 now and apperently thats one I'll never live down.[/i]

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Re: Farting.

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Jennifer,

So I guess your ladyship hath never pooted?
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Re: Farting.

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JTF,

:lol: I'm speechless. :lol:
I've never got to tell on anybody before and damned if it didn't backfire! You turd! :lol:
Wait till I tell Andi, if you hear some kid scream "DAD" that was her. ;)
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Re: Farting.

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hellifiknow,

You could have acted like you didn't know what that was about and no one would have known for sure. Kinda like a friend of mine who told me this woman wanted to strap on a fake dick and butt fuck him. I said "You didn't!" He stammored. I said "Oh my God, you kinky fuckin' bastard. You did!" He said, "Yeah, but I..." At that point I lost it laughing because the stupid motherfucker actually admitted it!

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Re: Farting.

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JTF,
See what happens when honest and stupid collide. ;)
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Re: Farting.

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JTF,
Absolutley never...and it certainly is not up for discussion! :D ;) :lol: :X
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Re: Farting.

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Jennifer,

Let's ask TMIC about that...

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