Mike Tyson's ____out!

[JTF]

http://www.mercurynews.com/mld/mercuryn ... 309561.htm - Mike Tyson turns a porn star'

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Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in a porn film - with Jenna Jameson. The former boxing World Heavyweight Champion claims he is desperate for cash, after being hit with a tax bill for several million dollars, and a porn career is a tempting offer.

The disgraced pugilist, who retired from boxing last month, was approached by Jenna's representatives to star as her partner in the X-rated movie.

He is quoted by Britain's Zoo magazine as saying: "I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry.

"I need the money up front."

Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry - with his alleged 14-inch manhood.

He explained: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long.

"If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star."

[clairus99]

i have a feeling that particular tape measure was tampered with.

[Mister Gee]

clairus99,

I read about this in a small headline, but never heard nothing else. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. porn dialogue is cheesey at best, can you imagine Mike's script?

Still, it's sad, he was a good boxer and many people made millions off his back (now they hope to make millions off his wood!). This is just another weird turning in the strange-but-true journey of the man known as Mike Tyson.

Peace gee

[clairus99]

Mister Gee,
i dunno i think mike tyson turned me off boxing. i don't think he was that great a fighter (i am sure i'm in the minority here!!)

[Gauri]

clairus99,

He was a great fighter back in the day, only after his life mentor died, bad people got to him and F**ked him up

[Appaloosa]

Gauri,
yeah....I think that if anyone fought him in his younger days they was knocked out.......some peoples star shines best when they are young.....I know Ray Leonard said he waited till he thought Duran was old enough to beat but he was wrong...I consider Ali a true champ cause he let his manager make the fights an he got in the ring.....not worrin about the money or the age......he just kicked as*.....

[smjmcomic]

14 inches thats dubble of what I have



Man Mikes packin

[JTF]

smjmcomic,

TMI

[bingolong]

smjmcomic,
Yeah W.T.M.I. !!!!!