Hi Mr. Pryor

[Visitor]

Where's everybody aaaat? I go to all the trouble to sneek on to this website without Mr. Garrison catching me, and nobody is here to chat with.

Did I tell you about how my mom plays these big black discs called records of Richard Pryor telling all these stories about his cat. I have a cat. I call her kitty. I guess Mr. Pryor calls is cat pussy. I love my cat except when she wants to eat my Cheesy Poofs.

Later dudes,
Eric

[Visitor]

Eric,

You dumbass, Mr. Pryor doesn't have a cat named pussy. I looked all over this website and I think he is talking about someone else's cat. I even read about someone named Jennifer having a golden pussy.

Oh - gotta go, my mom is calling.

`Kyle

[Visitor]

Kyle,

Let's all sing: Kyle's Mom Is a Big Fat Bitch...in D minor.



Eric

[bingolong]

Visitor Eric and Kyle,
South Park?

[Jennifer]

Visitor,
and i do have golden pussy!!!

[Visitor]

Jennifer,

Gmmdmm Pmmsm! Ohh! Im'm Lmmm mm gmm smmm mm tmmm! :p

Kenny