worse heckler come back line..ever

Post by **Murphdogg** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 7:59 pm

That Old Hippie Chick, on a personal level..I really hate Reagan for that..I did a bennefit show in a park here a couple of weeks back for people who lost their home in Huricane Katrina..Ironicly enough..most of the people who were there..were homeless..I'ts hard to deal with Hecklers when their saying things like "I shit my pants"..and they like..really shit their pants..

Post by **JTF** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 8:56 pm

Murphdogg,

To audience with heckler: [/i]I guess it is true that the only time some people are able to shut the fuck up is when they have a dick down their throat.[/i]

If it happened to be a woman, add: [/i]Security... Please see to it that she is allowed backstage.[/i]

Post by **Mister Gee** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:52 am

JTF,

To the heckler: "I'm glad that you came mate.......it's a pity your father did!!"

Apparently at one of the Edinburgh Festivals: Eric Douglas, the son of Kirk and brother of Michael, was being heavily heckled during his stand up act. After a while, annoyed, he shouts at the audience "Don't you know who I am? I'm Kirk Douglas's son!" After a moment one of the audience stands up and says, "No, I'm Kirk Douglas's son!". Somebody else stands and says the same thing, and then another stands up and says it, and another, and another until the entire audience are standing and saying it.

There's not much that you can say to that. :p

Peace gee

Post by **JTF** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:41 am

Mister Gee,

Other than laugh at the reenactment of the scene from [/i]Spartacus.[/i]

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:55 pm

Murphdogg,
Hi all you guys , my name is Bob , I'm a Heckler ,
I don't heckle out of disrespect,
I Heckle ,therefore I am.
I Heckle because , I too would like to be up there in the spotlight,but I don't have the balls .
I Heckle because I have consumed way too much alcohol.(and various other substances that shall not be listed here for obvious reasons)
Besides it's much safer ,here at my table,in the dark,
I Heckle to impress my girl , My last attack went someting like this ,We were at a club, and the comedian got a woman from the audience to assist in a magic act.When He asked Her name , She said Rheemi, this caused him to lose his tempo,I made my first strike , [/i]She said her name was REAM ME ! [/i]The crowd laughed , He then continued with explaining the trick...he said he was going to be taking cards from his pants pocket , and placing them in her hand.
I yell out [/i] Let HER take the cards out of your pocket ![/i]The crowds laughs even harder than the first time and now I feel more emboldened than a sunni terrorist, carbombing a shite open air market.
So he feels He must confront the Heckler ...And He Yells at me....GET YOUR OWN ACT !!!
And I stand up and reply [/i]I GOT IT!!! [/i]
the crowd laughed again, Heckler 3, comedian 0,

Post by **Murphdogg** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:22 pm

That Old Hippie Chick, the cool thing about wireless mics is you can walk over to the guy and invite him to take the mic and go up on stage

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 1:24 pm

Murphdogg,
A star could have been born .......

Post by **Murphdogg** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 3:22 pm

bcddjjsc690, sounds like you heckled a magician..that's considered a public service..

Post by **Jennifer** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:07 pm

Mister Gee,
That's a sad story...

Post by **jane_haze** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 12:37 am

Murph's right...

...but heckling is bad and disrespectful; though, that was my major back in high school. I was the best damn hecklers teachers had ever seen! I made one student teacher want to quit...

At actual comedy shows, I must quell that same tendency. So I revel in actually getting a heckler. Ooh...they're so much fun! Especially when I have something witty to say back to them, which so far, some of my best feelings after coming of stage have been because I've gotten the upper hand on a heckler.

I feel bad, though, because the other night I was feeling nauseous, I went on stage anyway and was just plowing through my set to get off, and after I said something, this chick blurts out "I HAVE A PENIS!"... oh oh the places you could go!!! I want that moment back when I don't feel like I'm gonna keel over... That, my friends, had the potential to be heckler gold.

Jane