worse heckler come back line..ever

Post by **Murphdogg** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 10:13 am

jane_haze, once again I've got to jock your icon

Post by **Murphdogg** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:32 am

Murphdogg, I mean your avator....

Post by **JTF** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:33 pm

jane_haze,

I second Murph.

Was that in Alaska?

Post by **Murphdogg** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:48 pm

JTF, I just thought of a great comeback to a heckler..here goes..this is going to blow your freakin minds....here it comees..."well the same to you and more of it fella"

Post by **JTF** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 1:57 pm

Murphdogg,

I'm rubber, you're glue...

Post by **Murphdogg** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:32 pm

JTF, GENIOUS!!!!!!

Post by **jane_haze** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:01 pm

JTF and murph,'

Thanks!

Jtf,

What? The penis line? Or the pic.

Both were in seattle, though the first would make more since up there... or in Capitol Hill...

Later,
Jane

Post by **JTF** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:10 pm

jane_haze,

I meant the pic. I see you're not that touchy on the barren republican wasteland anymore... :p

Another line could be: [/i]You're pretty funny. How much are you getting paid for your act tonight? Well, I'm getting $500, plus all my drinks are free! You can always tell a professional asshole from an amatuer. An amatuer acts like one, a professional gets paid to be one![/i]

Post by **Murphdogg** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:21 pm

JTF, someone put the word out to club owners not to comp me unlimmited drinks..whoever did that is quiet possibly the biggest piece of rat shit the world has ever known

Post by **Murphdogg** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:49 pm

two of the most hilarious comeback lines were not comeback lines. Key Lewis the cat that inspired me to do comedy once told a heckler "I will get off this stage and beat your ass, I'm not playing, I will beat your ass"..and trust me, he could to, the dude can bench press a volvo. another funny one I was Sean Kent from last comic standing, who told a heckler in the sf comedy competion "i will kill you, I will kill you" and stood flipping him off for like 2 mins, he told me that story, cracked me the hell up..