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its so easy

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you know its so easy to get to with women they all want pretty much the same things romance flowers and for you to remember things about them. Basically women are an open book but unfortantely most guys are illeterate lol. what are your thoughts on women,as im sure many of you have an opinion
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Women are wonderful and beautiful creatures. I can't even imagine what I would do without them around, especially my very own Godess and Queen Ms. Godiva. She's the best! Yummy...

Of course, they can force you to break open your stupid fist on a brick wall but it's well worth it in the end even when you consider that the stress level from all of that emotion that a man isn't wired by Mother Nature to handle or deal with in a healthy way has shaved a good ten years off of your live expectancy when all is said and done.

If women weren't around, or guys or girls if you're gay or lesbian, then what would be the point of it all?

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Inkblot,
I dont know what is the point of it all :( i mso sad nothing is good my life sucks even thiugh daddy buys all my guitars. hey i should write a song abut how sad i am. "the begining of the new pop punk era"
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austinredz29,

Don't be sad dude! I'll write the first verse of the song and everybody else on the board can contribute and we'll make this the longest and best fucking popunk song that this angry world has ever laid eyes or ears on man!

Here goes:

Dad you bought me an Epiphone when I wanted a real Gibson/When you should have had a doctor prescribe me a bottle of Prozac that I'd down with a glass that I'd pissed in/Instead of strumming a chord for this song that I'm singing I think I'll bash the fucking thing over your head dad for not even listening...

Yeah, I have some issues with daddy too. Next line anyone?

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