OK here a few standard English comebacks;
Look at the heckler bemused and say "I'm sorry I don't speak wanker' (insert asshole for the USA)
OR...
'Hang on, by heckling YOU'RE supposed to make ME look stupid'
The only other one I have is 'Fuck off you cunt' but I'm saving that up for the Royal Command Variety Performance.
These may be old but they are English
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Re: These may be old but they are English
Phuketian, antime you can say the c word on stage and get away with it is damn impressive..women will slap you for just thinking about the word
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Re: These may be old but they are English
Murphdogg,
I'm waiting for the day where I can say, "Fuck off you cunting faggot." So that I can offend everyone as quick as possible.
Though, dropping the c-bomb should have some serious discretion when used... but sometimes you can get away with it and hilarity will ensue, but you'll probably be called on it by the other comics.
On a side note, "cunting" should be used more in America... it's such a fine adjective...
I'm waiting for the day where I can say, "Fuck off you cunting faggot." So that I can offend everyone as quick as possible.
Though, dropping the c-bomb should have some serious discretion when used... but sometimes you can get away with it and hilarity will ensue, but you'll probably be called on it by the other comics.
On a side note, "cunting" should be used more in America... it's such a fine adjective...
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Re: These may be old but they are English
jane_haze, hahahahahahhaaa..cunting..I freakin love it
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Re: These may be old but they are English
Murphdogg,
Cunt is quite a regular word over here, it even got slipped in (poor choice of words i admit) on daytime TV a few years back.
In my opinion, nobody can say it quite like a pure East London Cockney old man.
They pronounce it "Cy-AA-NT!!" with added aggression. Go to any football match around England and compare the "cunts" you'll soon agree!!
Peace gee
Cunt is quite a regular word over here, it even got slipped in (poor choice of words i admit) on daytime TV a few years back.
In my opinion, nobody can say it quite like a pure East London Cockney old man.
They pronounce it "Cy-AA-NT!!" with added aggression. Go to any football match around England and compare the "cunts" you'll soon agree!!
Peace gee
