First off, I am not a comedian - but since this is a JOKE, I thought that I would put this thread in this section.
I heard this joke from a fat fool who looks like KING KONG (On da real)and he has been trying to holla at me. He works for the LAPD and has his own security company. I have to admit, when I met him, all I saw was dollar $ign$. Anyway, I digress,
I was over his house one night (he has a very nice crib in Mount Washington) - this area is the black and mexican hollywood hills of LA. He was DRUNK as H-E- double hockey sticks and he was telling me all of these stupid jokes, making me laugh. But this joke he told me, really made me crack up......
So, I wanted to share it with ya'll. Now mind you, we were drinking, so this joke may be a little bit funnier while inebriated.
Here it goes:
There was this drunk guy at the bar.
He yells to the bartender and says "Yo, give me another drink!"
The bartender says, "Hell naw, your azz is drunk enough already!"
So the guy starts begging and whining and pleading for the drink, saying "I have a lot on my mind, I needs a drank!".
So after 10 or 15 minutes of this pleading, the bartender gives in. So he says to the drunk:
"You can have another drink, but first, you must help me to take care of a couple of things around here, then you can have your drink."
The drunk guy was so happy, he said "sure, what ever it is you want done, I am your man!:
So the bartender tells him what he needs to do:
"1st, I want you to take out the trash - see the trash can over there? Take it out back and dump it. Then, when you come back in from doing that, I want you to go to the room on the left - there is an alligator in there with a sore tooth, I want you to go in there and pull out his tooth. Then, when you finish with that, I want you to go in the room on the right, and deal with my boss- the bar owner. She is mean as hell and always has a bad disposition. So, I want you to go in there and make love to her and see that she comes out a nicer person."
The drunk says, "Alright, I've got it!" And then he was off to get the job done.
So the drunk goes and takes the trash out, then he comes back in and goes into the room on the left. After a short while, the bartender & patrons of the bar all hear all of this bumping around, grunting, snorting, huffing and puffing. Then, after 20 or 30 or so minutes, they hear a real loud hhhhoooowwwwlll. They all look at each other like to say "What the hell was THAT!"
Then, the drunk guy comes stumbling out of the room and he walking all lopsided, with a grin on his face as says:
"Now, where is that mean bar owner who needs her tooth pulled out?"
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAA
I hoped you had a good laugh!
Now reply back and let me know if you liked it!
Peace from Big T
