Gummi worms comeback... beware!

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gojotv
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Gummi worms comeback... beware!

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The trouble with comeback lines about the heckler's dick is that you may have a witty heckler on your hands.

Like, if a comic said my dick looked like a gummi worm, I'd say, "That's only 'cause you sucked it so long!"

Luckily, I'm not a heckler, I'm a comic. Even luckier, I have a vagina.

Phew! ;)
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Oh, no! I meant this to be a reply in the "worst heckler come back line... ever" string.

Oooops!
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gojotv,


STOP!!!


Yer gona force me to make a "If had a vagina" thread
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all"

Mike Tyson
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smjmcomic,

Isn't that a song?
"If I had a vagina
I'd vagina in the morning
I'd vagina in the evening
All over this land..."

See, now, I won't be able to get that song outta my head. Or that vagina outta my pants.

*sigh* Life is hard.
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gojotv,


You so left me open

I'm gona take the high road for once and bite my lip
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all"

Mike Tyson
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gojotv,
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Where is the LOVE?
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smjmcomic,

The high road... wow... I so respect that...
:D
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