I am Them Bones...

[Them-Bones]

Jennifer,

You did!?! I tried that once until I'd realized that I'd lost my boner. I woke up one morning and it had fell off and within a few hours the sun had shown brightly upon it and "POOF!" it was gone.

I've tried the prosthetics but they just don't look or feel right on me. Ohh well... I guess I'm still Them Bones, just without that bone.

Them Bones

[Them-Bones]

Them-Bones,

I just realized that I can reply to myself here. Hi Them Bones, it's Them Bones! Oh fun! How are you doing Them Bones? I'm doing fine. How are you? Well, I would suppose that I'm doing fine too since I am you and we were already doing fine when I'd first asked you how you were doing. OK fine, I get it, you're doing fine. Why are you making me repeat myself Them Bones? I'm not. You asked me how I was doing and since I already knew how you were doing since you'd stated that you were doing fine I didn't want to come across as a rude little sack of bones and not answer what I, or we that is, already knew, which is that I was, or we were, doing fine.

This replying to myself isn't as fun as I thought it was going to be...

Them Bones

[Them-Bones]

Anyhow, I'm spinning in my grave this morning thinking about the state of comedy, which I hear is California, I don't know how I heard it since I've got no ears but I did, and I'm buried way up here in the Pacific Northwest, which basically binds the hands of a little guy like me from being able to do much of anything about it for the time being.

Them Bones

[Inkblot]

Them-Bones,

Hey TB, it's a great day out. You sound like you've got some pent-up energy that needs release. Want to go dirt biking in the Olympics this afternoon?

Inkblot

[Them-Bones]

Inkblot,

Sure! That sounds super! I'll get the tank filled and the gears greased. I've already got my helmet on...

Them Bones

[Inkblot]

Them-Bones,

OK. I'll be over to dig you up in about a 1/2 hour buddy!

Inkblot

[Jennifer]

Them-Bones,
I just love you!!

[Mustang]

Them-Bones,
Welcome! Everyone that I've had contact with since I joined (about 36 hours ago) have been really cool. And like others on this site that have offered their hand, I will offer mine, even if I have been doing stand-up for only 2 years. I still have a lot to learn, but if you ever wanna just "chat" about some shit you're writing I am more than happy to listen and to give feedback.

Nate

[Vee]

Them-Bones,

I'ms till singing "Thembone-Thembones-Them Bitchy Bones..."

You're hot.!
;p

[Them-Bones]

Jennifer,

I feel the same way about all of you!

Them Bones