koda,
I just can't wait until the day marijuana is kept in the office medical cabinet for medicinal purposes.

hey if they're dispensing aspirin, sodas and tampons, break out the pot! it may make some focus on the job.
but downside is lots of naps will be required. however, food vending machine sales will increase, and the office cafeteria will have to extend its hours.

and people who call in may be left on hold indefinitely... after hearing "what?" or "huh?"