Clingy People who Piss me Off

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sthenri
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Clingy People who Piss me Off

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Okay, now being new to dating for the last two years I have a whole lot of new friends and some are men. I quickly figured out which ones actually cared and which ones were hanging out waiting for me to get lonely. All people are in the same boat, our friends piss of us sometimes, so I asked around and every single person I know says the thing that drives them crazy about their friends is clinging. What is clinging? I made a list to keep it light. Tell me if you agree, and if this makes you laugh.

A. Verbal-he/she calls for no reason, confused, calls at wrong time, doesn't call and then calls and talks for an hour. Makes bad jokes, uses profanity, repeats him/herself, asks you the same question over and over again. Demands to know what you really meant by what you said a month ago.

B. Physical-he or she hangs all over you, calls at 3am on monday night to talk about sex, wants to touch you all over constantly, considers you property, asks you to not see, touch or talk to other people, considers your appearance his or her business.

C. Emotional-punishes you for not taking him/her seriously, or not laughing/laughing at jokes. Is over sympathetic, demanding of details into your life. Talks about emotional subjects that make you nervous.

D. Mentally-introduces you to topics/people that he/she will not give up on. Invites strangers into your home, has special dietary needs, has fixed ideas, and political opinions, and insists that you repeat what he/she just said, and focus on what he/she is saying. Tells you constantly he or she needs space to be his or her own person. Brings up odd gossip about people you don't want to know.

Natalie



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