Accidental Prostitute...

Post by **Mister Gee** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:13 am

I read this on a message board and it raised a smile

Peace gee

[Font size=3 face=s color=maroon] Accidental prostitute

I remember going on a date with a student nurse
and, after a few drinks, we ended up back at her
place. We decided to order a pizza and I thought
I'd be a gentleman and pay once it arrived
(classy eh?) When the pizza was eventually
delivered I was in the bathroom so she answered
the door and paid the man. We shared the
romantic candle-lit pizza, listened to some
soft music and retired to the bedroom. The next
morning I awoke and realised I was late for work
so, while she slept on, I grabbed my clothes and
made a dash for the train. Suddenly I remembered
- pizza! - I ought to leave some money for it.
I decided to leave a note alongside the cost of
the previous evening's meal. It was only after
I shut her front door I realised that the first
thing the poor woman would see when she woke up
was £10 on her table with a note saying
"Thanks. Tasted lovely."
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Ouch!!

Post by **JTF** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 6:53 am

Mister Gee,

So you met tis2flyy... I didn't know you were a rapper!

Post by **tamra** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:19 am

JTF,

couldn't have JTF. remember, SHE paid for the pizza first. not quite how it works. he has to come out of his pockets first.

Post by **Mister Gee** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 7:57 am

tamra,

it wasn't me!!! I just read it on the net!!

[Font size=1 face=v color=Navy](that pizza tasted good though!)[/font]

Peace gee :p :p :p

Post by **tamra** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:39 am

Mister Gee,

hmmm huh, yeah you saw it on the net AFTER you wrote it. come on, we're family, you don't have to lie to us.

besides I was gonna find out anyway, 85% of the money you gave to her goes to me anyway. hey, pimping is definitely not easy.

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:53 am

Tamra,

Thank U! for correcting that!

You are too funny!

& JTF - that was cold blooded!!!!! Tamra's right! If the homey had come to my house, his ass would have been MISSING his wallet, as he dashed off to the train! Calling me later talking about " I lost my wallet over at your house" and I would be like "Is that right?, well I haven't seen it" while laying on the pillows, counting his chips and figuring out which credit card to use first!

& Mister Gee,

I NO LONGER date rappers. I date......comedians!!!!!! So, hey now, can I roll with you.

This thread is too funny!