V-day came early

Post by **Momof5** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 10:29 am

wanted to find a male strip club, but none on long island.. All are in the city and they are more like Vegas shows.. Rather see the men in the raw Ya know..

Post by **tamra** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 11:37 am

Momof5,

umm have you tried Sue Rendezvous in Mt. Vernon. it's a baller's strip club though, lots of rap stars and some high profile rich folks. surprisingly even though it's been featured a lot in rap videos, it's pretty low key and damn good and polite security, well for the ladies.

I don't mind taking my sweetie to strip clubs, kind of a turn on to see what turns him on. but just in case I run for office next year, I didn't just type that and this site was tripping!!! wait... unless it gets me the stripper votes!!

but my girls and I hang out at strip clubs. trips the men out when we walk in and sit down, but I ain't stuffing my hard earned money in another woman's ass. I can stuff my own ass w/dollars.

plus it's one of the few places we can hang out and not get worried about getting hit on. half the men in there are cheating, sneaking or hiding anyway and just wanna be "incog-negro". we can sit back, get free drinks and laugh our asses off. and I kid you not, good place to network business.

you never know where me and my wild friends will end up on any given night, gay bar, drag queen show, "white bread" night, who cares... one night hung out at a country and western bar and had a blast. living proof that people are people and DO want to meet other people of all types. you just have to separate the assholes from the others. ;p

Post by **hellifiknow** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:31 pm

tamra,

"I can stuff my own ass w/dollars"....I'm laughing so hard I can't even lip off...

;p

Post by **tamra** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 1:53 pm

hellifiknow,

yeah the idea of it just don't feel right. I know it's her job and all, but just have an "issue" w/it

Post by **hellifiknow** » Mon Feb 06, 2006 3:35 pm

tamra,

I used to be a regular but it wasn't a classy joint and I was cool with it until one night during last call they turned on the lights, I guess in the dark I was blissfully ignorant...but I'd damn sure tip well to see that act you was suggesting, your money or mine. ;p

Post by **Momof5** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 5:02 am

tamra,

What the hell is whitebread night? Never really been to any clubs.. I can't picture me hangin with any rap stars or any stars for that matter... Closest I ever got was accidentally bumping my ass into the Million Dollar Man at the video store many years ago... Went to school with his son.. Oh yeah.. Went to school with lance bass.. but who gives a shit about that closet MF.

And ya'll.. Thats the job that they chose to do... I can't just sit and watch with out passing a buck...Feels kinda like stealin...Who in the hell can walk in those shoes anyway.. damn near saw one break her ankle.. Looked all bent up and shit.. When they take pride in themselves and their work, makes alot of difference in the "show"..Prefer the real ladies too..Not no tricked out Barbie bitch either.. I'll give my mans money to the real ladies..And it was his idea to go anyway...Guess he thought I lost all my kink... Momma still got tricks in her bag...

Post by **Visitor** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:04 am

Momof5,

LOL white bread is straight up whiter than white. so white my black ass REALLY stands out

Post by **Momof5** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:49 pm

Visitor,

Does that mean I'm whitebread cause I didn't know?

I'm having an identity crisis.. Whitebread, cracker, cracker, honkey...Givin money to strippers and gettin lap dances?

What am I?

Damn good thats what I am...

Post by **tamra** » Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:18 pm

Momof5,

well don't know, because white bread is a term for the upper crust of white society -- and their money is longgggg, as in longer than Shaq's & Oprah's too. that's white bread. I can't believe you've never heard that term before.

it's only been around since about the 70s. I was surprised to hear it a lot in San Francisco of all places.

even Julia Roberts' character used it in Mystic Pizza which was surprising because I thought it was just something used down south only to find out it's pretty much used everywhere.

Post by **Momof5** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:37 am

tamra,
Nope never heard of it ever...

I'm poor does that make me bread crumbs?

Never saw mystic pizza either..don't like julia roberts...

I can't believe I never heard of it before...I lived in the south up until 6 years ago...Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas..Never heard it....

Oh well... I appreciate the info..Knowledge is....is.....its something...

Can anyone enlighten me on anymore lingo??

stupid is temporary..Ugly is forever...