I'm so mad at my dog!

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walrusjk
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I'm so mad at my dog!

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I come home from work the other day and my gal is feeding Yoda (My pug) and he doesn't even acknowlege me! Just keeps eating! He's been hanging around me since pretending nothing happened. I'm giving him the silent treatment...
keavin
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Re: I'm so mad at my dog!

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what is she feeding his ass?,,,next time he ignores you you should piss in his bowl! :lol:
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Re: I'm so mad at my dog!

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keavin,
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe the dog like the smell of her......pefume! :lol: :lol:

Yea, that is it! Perfume!!!

Mr. W,
Ah man, forgive the poor little guy. He still oves ya!
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walrusjk
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Re: I'm so mad at my dog!

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tis2flyyy,
Ok I had it out with him. He was sniffing around my feet or something and I said "Hey! Mister don't know who I am! What's up? He cocked his head and looked at my hand to see if I had a treat. He never plays fair.....
keavin
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Re: I'm so mad at my dog!

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next time he sniffs at yo-feet KICK THE SHIT OUTTA HIS ASS! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: I'm so mad at my dog!

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but hold on,,,, your woman will leave you before the dog will. so give that muthafuka a bone!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: I'm so mad at my dog!

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keavin,
I am certain...you didn't mean that comment...'bout kickin the shit outta your dog' b.b @.@ :X
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Re: I'm so mad at my dog!

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Ahhh snap... whether you know it or not, guy, you totally got ... the Look!

You better rethink that animal abuse. Now! ]:o)
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Re: I'm so mad at my dog!

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I have my own problems...

I'm trying to house train my Pet Rock. I put her on newspaper, she just sits there with this blank look on her face... for hours.
Now that Johnnie's gone, I guess I should start being nice to the cops.
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Re: I'm so mad at my dog!

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Jennifer,
no jenni i cant possibly mean that,after all the dog is mans best friend,besides my dog "licks" better than my fuckin wife! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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