Car Trouble.....

[PersianComic]

Does anyone know how to get rid of the ticking noise in my Isuzu Trooper...because apparently the Mechanics that I took my vehicle to 3 times got their licence to repair from a watch maker at Sears with a hearing problem.....I may not know much about cars...but that's not an excuse to take advantage of the Persian Kitty.......meow
aaaaaargh I need help
Yasmine...aka Persiancomic


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[tis2flyyy]

PersianComic,


Ok, here is the solution:

But first, I have to ask, do you have insurance?

If so, we can hook you up with a BRAND NEW car, all you have to do is tell the homeys (the 120th street crew) where your car is located, and POOF, it will disappear. Thus, the ticking problem will be gone.

And when they are thru dealing with your ride (which will be at the bottom of the pacific ocean probably when they are thorough with it - in a million pieces), they can go pay the mechanics a visit, and show them just how they are suppose to treat a persian kitty.

How does that sound to you?

The only problem is, what to do about your transportation until your new car arrives.

Well, I consulted with Ruff Neck (the BIG homey that lead the 120th boyz) and he said, "NO PROB" , for the persian kitty, we will just chauffer her around until her insurance comes through!

That is why I love those guys, they think of everything!

And ms. persina comic - don't be afraid, they all may be gang banging ass ruff necks, but they sure know how to treat a lady!! ;p

Naw, just tripping with you! I was just joking!
That is messed up though, taking your car to the mechanic three times and shit. I know you are mad as hell!

Peace out yo, and good luck with your ride!

[keavin]

tis2flyyy,
Switch to GEICO!

[tis2flyyy]

keavin,


Or Allstate!

[PersianComic]

tis2flyyy,
Thanks for the help....
I bet Da Boyz would have been kool to
have around....alas what's a Persian Kitty to do...I know go pay joe mechanic who works out of
his garage for beer and pizza and maybe some Basmati
rice...lol...shit I bet he could fix it the first time around....meow

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[tis2flyyy]

PersianComic,

I heard THAT! Meow!

[bcddjjsc690]

PersianComic,
If you edited this picture down to size it would make a good avatar,

and if you car is ticking ,I can only assume from the engine, it's the rocker arms, which sit on top of the pushrods, they are hitting the valve covers ,try adding a pint or two of MARVELS MYSTERY OIL to the oil , might help , won't hurt .

My suggestion is to BUY AMERICAN !!!!!!!!!!!



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[Murphdogg]

PersianComic, I think you may need a new flux compasitor.

[bcddjjsc690]

Murphdogg,

Ya know , I was going to zing her on that but I thought better of myself .

Lady walks into her vets and asks him to help her with her dog, seems he's got so much hair in his ears he doesn't hear very well.So the vet says for her to rub a little *NAIR into each ear , and that should help the little pooch out.
So She goes to the pharmacy , finds the *NAIR and proceeds to pay for it ,

The pharmacist says " If your going to us this under your arms ,I suggest you don't use deoderant for a few days...."
The lady says " I'm not using it under my arms "
The pharmacist says " If you going your going to use it on your legs , I suggest you don't wear stockings for a few days.... "
The lady replies " I'm not going to use it on my legs. As a matter of fact if you must know , I'm going to use it on my schnauzer !"
The pharmacist pauses and then says " Then I suggest you don't ride a bicycle for a few days .......!"

[Murphdogg]

bcddjjsc690, LMFAO!! I've always been tempted to try using nair on my dome..but as of yt I've resisted the temptation.