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Re: Open Mikes
Murphdogg,
 
  
  
 Yeah, the old "troops" gets them every time! Especially here in Texas! Okay I managed to do the Seinfeld. It was spotty. But that's to be expected. It was original stuff. I got maybe 1 and a half good jokes out of it. The rest needs to be worked, abandoned or fleshed out more. Thanks for your support...
			
			
									
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keavin, but seriously folks..GIVE IT UP FOR OUR TROOPS!!!!!!! I'll be here all week..try the veal...My mother in law..she's a whore..ohhhhhhhhh...yeah I guess I pretty much did my whole set..
			
			
									
									Shane God Damned Murphy
shanescomedy.com
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Re: Open Mikes
Murphdogg,
 
  
  
  
  
 ,,,Dude I caint Stand my mother-n-law sometimes too!,,,what the fuck  is up with grannys, are they mad cause we fuckin they daughters?    Or is it those Snotty Nose pissy/shitty grand kids we drop off on weekends? 
  
  
			
			
									
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Murphdogg,
That "Give it up for our troops" is crap! I've only seen one comic that does it as a serious ploy, everyone knows that it's hack! ...but this guy also has been seen hacking Louis CK's material (and still manages paid gigs!!!)...so there you are.
Jane
			
			
									
									That "Give it up for our troops" is crap! I've only seen one comic that does it as a serious ploy, everyone knows that it's hack! ...but this guy also has been seen hacking Louis CK's material (and still manages paid gigs!!!)...so there you are.
Jane
I don't know Karate. But I know Ka-Razy!
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jane_haze, I heard someone actually seriously do that, and say 'give it up for Lance Armstrong"..without having any Lance Armstrong jokes...
			
			
									
									Shane God Damned Murphy
shanescomedy.com
						shanescomedy.com
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Murphdogg,
I don't think I'll ever envoke something, unless I'll have some sort of insulting, cynical thing to say behind it.
I did that with Presidents day... and the Seahawks... both had dissenting views... Seahawks fans didn't like that too much...
			
			
									
									I don't think I'll ever envoke something, unless I'll have some sort of insulting, cynical thing to say behind it.
I did that with Presidents day... and the Seahawks... both had dissenting views... Seahawks fans didn't like that too much...
I don't know Karate. But I know Ka-Razy!
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jane_haze, your one of them there alternative comics ain't ya?
			
			
									
									Shane God Damned Murphy
shanescomedy.com
						shanescomedy.com
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Murphdogg,
Moreso. If I tried to do the mainstream, everything is safe and funny/blue, then I'd feel too hack for my own good. Not calling others hack, just when I do it... it's not the best I could do. I'm all about making a statement, or having a message behind your jokes...
			
			
									
									Moreso. If I tried to do the mainstream, everything is safe and funny/blue, then I'd feel too hack for my own good. Not calling others hack, just when I do it... it's not the best I could do. I'm all about making a statement, or having a message behind your jokes...
I don't know Karate. But I know Ka-Razy!
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jane_haze, I think the message behind my jokes is "damn I drink alot". I don't know what kind of comic I am, I just talk about my life, I oddly enough get most of my paid gigs from urban rooms, so maybe I'm a urban comic, but that doesn't make sence cause I'm as caucasian as all git out.
			
			
									
									Shane God Damned Murphy
shanescomedy.com
						shanescomedy.com
				



