bcddjjsc690, lol, here is my favorite old school car joke.
a wife's car breaks down, she asks her husband to fix it, and he says "what do you I look like Mr fuckn goodwrench" and leaves and go to work. when he get's home I she has the car running in the parking lot, he goes in and says "how did you get your car fixed?" she says "well frank our next door neighber said he'd fix it if I either gave him a bj or baked him a cake" the husband says "so you baked him a cake?" she said "what do I look like, Betty fucking Crocker"
hellifiknow,
I turn my stereo up any louder and I will get pulled over for disturbing the peace....it's bad enough being a Persian chick with a ticking car...heck at drive throughs they ask me to move forward for my food and have a rookie throw the food at me...as he jumps in the bushes....aaargh....
"Persian chic with a ticking car" the marvel mystery oil is good advice from a bad source but Troopers are pretty solid vehicles and can even be used as a submarine in some situations so whatever it is should be worth repairing, the older ones anyway.
"boy, go get me something to beat your ass with" RP