CDC ALERT...

[keavin]

ATLANTA . The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted
through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea
Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in
2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive
characteristics of individuals infected include: antisocial personality
disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive
dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia
and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice
masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of
geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical
all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how
this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a Bush found
in Texas

[tamra]

keavin,

was denial one of the symptoms?

[keavin]

tamra,
wach-you-talkin-bout-willis?....