There are certain ways to show love.

Post by **walrusjk** » Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:59 pm

My gal and I have been together for 10 years. The sex ain't what it used to be. You know she goes to work at 7(am) and shows back up at 6(pm) looking to tumble asleep somewhere, so I figured I'd try and put single guy moves on her. We were alone(like I usually am when I have sex)and I slowly engage her in a playful way. I put one hand on her shoulder, the other on her arm and kiss her neck and go..."How did you ever get so sweet? Is it a burden to go through life being so good looking and smart?" I'm like whispering this in her ear. I can hear her breathing slow and deep. She excuses herself and tells me she needs to go shopping for a few hours. Does she dig me or what?

Post by **Momof5** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:49 am

walrusjk,

Man That sounds rough.

Sometimes, the only forplay I get is my husband asking me if I brushed my teeth before bed. Or even worse is the "Are you asleep?". Or even more worse is him cuddling my back and poking me in the rear with his erection saying "Sorry I can't help it" Then followed by an "Are you asleep?".

Post by **robfharris** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:18 am

Momof5,
Honey... is that you?

Post by **Momof5** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 9:29 am

robfharris,

Post by **jane_haze** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:16 pm

Momof5,

At least it's not... "Turn over."

Post by **Momof5** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 12:19 pm

jane_haze,

Ain't that the truth

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:40 pm

walrusjk,

Dude, I hate to be the one to tell you this but.....

When she left and went shopping at the mall....she was really going to the Motel 6. Naw...just joking!

...just trying to make you laugh a little.

But on the real, with a man whispering sweet endearments, slowly caressing my body? Yea, I would give him the coochie - if I was still digging him. If I was not digging him, I would not even be in the bed with his ass in the first place.

So, you are doing good with her still getting in the bed, ya dig?

Now, what I think is going on, without all of the details is, your girl still digs you, but has lost sight of the value of the relationship. Maybe she or you are in a slump. Think of creative things to do, to bring the romance back. Nothing too extravagant, but stuff like breakfast in bed on her day off, witha $50 bill on the tray to fill her tank up. Come out of the shower one night, dripping wet - hard on and a rose clentched between your teeth. Take her for a drive in the suburbs or countryside and pull the car over and let her "ride-em cowboy", in the front seat. Give her "head" and spell your name out on her coochie with your tongue....over and over again, until she...blasts off to the moon! you know? Shit like that!

Bet you ten dollars, if she is still digging your ass, she will REALLY be digging you ass after that!

Let us know how it turns out!

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 1:42 pm

Oh &

Momof5,

Maybe you should print off my last reply...only the excerpts on the "suggestions" and post them for your husband on the bathroom mirror, or leave a copy in his lunch box!
;p

Also, let us know how it turns out!

Post by **walrusjk** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 7:31 pm

tis2flyyy,

Man you are like a black, beautiful Dr.Phil. Great advice! You even gave me some sex tips! Good girl. Actually I was going for the..."I got her horny and she needed an excuse to be gone for a few hours." She wouldn't be that obvious. I like the "slump" theory. I hope it's not the first "Slut" theory. Man why does she make more money than me?

Post by **walrusjk** » Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:45 pm

tis2flyyy

Wait a minute I re-read. You're a guy! Right? I yelped and thought...." This does not mean I'm gay. I was just mistaken! She's my Japanese chick, I dig her and the the sex will probably further go down hill until of course I start hitting the gymn,etc."...I gotta take the dog for a walk!"