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You know, I do believe, my dear Watson, that you are crazy as H-E double hockey sticks!!!
So, I will remind you again, your song for this entire month is: EPMD's - You've Gots to Chill!
I said it before and I will say it again:
Happy 1000 posts!!!
Your prize? Well on the D-L, I wanted to let you know.... Well lets see, these are the one I saw being loaded up for you to choose from:
Behind Door #1 - A life size, blow up doll of Mariah Carey. It breathes, talks, walks, sings & have jaws like a suction cup!!! Just do not forget to hide her under the bed when your girlfriend comes over!!!
Behind Door #2 - 3 days, 2 night all expense paid round trip flight to......(drum roll please)......NEWWWWWWWWW JERSEY!! (Your peeps say - don't pick this one, there is nothing to see there - where the hell is it at anyway???) WHy is this even on the prize list? I am going to go and talk to the judges and get you another one issued, ok?
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Behind Door #3 - A year supply of doggy biscuits, Kibbles and Bits, Cat Litter and Deli Cat Treats for your lovely fur-babies!!!
So, now that I have given you the heads up on what the prizes are...you can contemplate on which one you are going to pick!

But remember, shhhhhh! Just do not tell that I spilled the beans and gave you the word up!
Hey now!
Big T