Look at what one of my kids made me..

[Momof5]

tis2flyyy,


I bet your glad you are your own damn boss

My kids are a trip. Loud as hell too.. This house is a Star Wars House.. Every halloween somebody is a star wars character and then we have about 6 lighsabers. when we watch the movies its like a nerd convention cause then all the kids dress up in their costumes with their lightsabers and watch and act out the scenes.

[bcddjjsc690]

Momof5,

Star Wars = nerd convention....?

oh no you didn't , somebody tell me she didn't go there .

Ladies , I wouldn't sweat the art your kids make ,
until we (boys) know what a toy is ,
we only can play with what god gave us .
So unless they start making donuts to go along with their hotdog , you got nuthin' to worry about...

[Momof5]

bcddjjsc690,

Yep, I am sorry I did go there, I am one of the nerds I speak of....Proud of it....

Your hot dog comment made me think of this http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2684650?htv=12 - Viral Video' I saw the other day... It's dorky but cute..


He came to me right after he made his art and said "Here Mommy" I was a little shocked and didn't know quite how to hold it so I grabbed it by the shaft and asked what it was. He said It something you hold to exercise you arms and I started laughing because I immediately though about how some guys do view grabbing their shaft as a form of exercise.


ok.. I understand that this isn't outrageously funny, but I am a mom and can't help but bring them up from time to time. Not often you get a big dick as a present.

[JTF]

Momof5,

1. It is play-doh.

2. Having your son get one of your long hairs stuck in it is better than getting one of your short hairs stuck in it.

3. Is your son the messiah? (Capitalizing "He")

[Momof5]

JTF,

1. depends on which brand you can afford. Play-Doh v. Play Dough. And I always buy the cheap stuff cause no matter what brand you get the kids turn in all into shit looking type material anyway.

2. True

3. Anythings possible

[hellifiknow]

Momof5,

"an anus is a useful thing indeed" great link.

some girls have a penis so no matter what you've heard chicks with dicks is the proper word.

[Momof5]

hellifiknow,


I'm glad you like it. It is sort of a catchy tune. I was singing it while cooking dinner, not realizing my kids could hear me and they busted out laughing at me.

[hellifiknow]

JTF,
hey guys...

1. a tie dyed dildo

2. a Momof5

3. a new digital camera

4. www.RichardPryor.com

any ideas?

[JTF]

Momof5,

My sister gave my daughter Play-Dough for Christmas one year. I wanted to kill her, as I had just bought new carpet throughout the house. I very carefully set up a tarp on the floor and otold my daughter that if one piece of putty got on the rug that she would not have any more Play-Dough.

10 minutes later there was putty all over the carpet.

I brought a garbage can in the room and made her throw it all out! Then I asked her if she had a problem with it... "NO!!!" was her reply (with tears in her eyes.) We then cleaned the rug.

[Momof5]

JTF,


Now ya got me cryin....