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Pills and booze and powders!
I know most of it is tragic but does anyone have a funny story about maybee yourself or a friend that involve these?....I worked for Geordie Hormel who recently passed away. He was one of the heirs to Hormel meats, Spam. Anyway he was a great guy. Very kind, etc, but he had a problem with cocaine. His young, beautiful wife was in Hawaii so he got his croonies to round up some hookers and some coke. They're all partying at his mansion and some money went missing. Geordie gets pissed and starts ranting at the group. In the middle of the rant he tilts his head to on side, makes a clicking noise out of his mouth, collapses with a stroke. He recovered and lived many more good years...
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walrusjk,
You are crazy! Do tell, were you one of the participants???
My story,
Way back in the day, my very first job was a night auditor at a motel chain location called the Red Roof Inn. Night auditor is a glorified term for front desk clerk and back up toilet cleaner!
I worked the 12am to 8am shift, as I was in high school, trying to make money to buy my son pampers and similac. I was not trying to collect no welfare checks, so I had to do what I had to do. The problem was, the shift made me sleepy as hell in the day time. I would work that shift, then go to school....Then, I would get out of school to a hollering little baby & still have to do my homework! I am telling you, that was a time in my life when I thought about running away! Talking about NO REST FOR THE WEARY!!!
So, my Mom had these little green and white pills in the medicine cabinent. She had told me that they work like no doze. So this one particular day, I took THREE in less that 8 hours! Little did I know that the pills were SPEED! Sheeeiiiittt!!! My ass was so high and moving so fast, I thought I was going to have a heart attack! I cleaned up like 15 hotel rooms in record time, scrub the toilets and showers until they gleamed. I was thirsty as hell and had the nerve to drink a Coke-Cola! That shit madr it worse! I wound up in the emergency room! My Mom was scared that child protective services was going to take my son for having a drug addict mother. She told me DON'T EVER MESS AROUND IN MY MEDICINE CABINENT AGAIN.
I still did after that....but only to steal condoms!!!!
You are crazy! Do tell, were you one of the participants???
My story,
Way back in the day, my very first job was a night auditor at a motel chain location called the Red Roof Inn. Night auditor is a glorified term for front desk clerk and back up toilet cleaner!
I worked the 12am to 8am shift, as I was in high school, trying to make money to buy my son pampers and similac. I was not trying to collect no welfare checks, so I had to do what I had to do. The problem was, the shift made me sleepy as hell in the day time. I would work that shift, then go to school....Then, I would get out of school to a hollering little baby & still have to do my homework! I am telling you, that was a time in my life when I thought about running away! Talking about NO REST FOR THE WEARY!!!
So, my Mom had these little green and white pills in the medicine cabinent. She had told me that they work like no doze. So this one particular day, I took THREE in less that 8 hours! Little did I know that the pills were SPEED! Sheeeiiiittt!!! My ass was so high and moving so fast, I thought I was going to have a heart attack! I cleaned up like 15 hotel rooms in record time, scrub the toilets and showers until they gleamed. I was thirsty as hell and had the nerve to drink a Coke-Cola! That shit madr it worse! I wound up in the emergency room! My Mom was scared that child protective services was going to take my son for having a drug addict mother. She told me DON'T EVER MESS AROUND IN MY MEDICINE CABINENT AGAIN.
I still did after that....but only to steal condoms!!!!
Where is the LOVE?
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tis2flyyy,
In the 80's I went on a date with my current gal. We split up for 15 years. Four of my brothers are doctors and for my 21st birthday one gave me 500 Qualudes. So I took a couple and snuck a 5th of Jim Beam into a Doobie Brother concert. We took her car. All I remember is seeing double during the concert. Apparently what I did is excuse myself at some point, found my way to the car, drove it out on the street where some kind soul got me out and re-parked it. I ended up in a bar with the bartender calling my parents to come get me while I'm eating a sandwich in slow motion in the corner. My brother came and dumped me at my gal's house. I woke up at 5(am) with no recollection of the night before and she wasn't there so I called her mother and asked if she knew where she was! Needless to say that was the last Qualude I ever did....
In the 80's I went on a date with my current gal. We split up for 15 years. Four of my brothers are doctors and for my 21st birthday one gave me 500 Qualudes. So I took a couple and snuck a 5th of Jim Beam into a Doobie Brother concert. We took her car. All I remember is seeing double during the concert. Apparently what I did is excuse myself at some point, found my way to the car, drove it out on the street where some kind soul got me out and re-parked it. I ended up in a bar with the bartender calling my parents to come get me while I'm eating a sandwich in slow motion in the corner. My brother came and dumped me at my gal's house. I woke up at 5(am) with no recollection of the night before and she wasn't there so I called her mother and asked if she knew where she was! Needless to say that was the last Qualude I ever did....
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walrusjk,
When I first arrived in LA, I was well affiliated with this guy who shall remain nameless. Well, he was a real big dude as far as the rap industry is concerned. So, here I am running around with a whole bunch of rapper types and they all smoke weed. This is when I got introduced to CHRONIC (aka, the bomb ass weed. No sticks, no stems, no seeds!). I had never smoked weed before in my life, but soon as I get to LA, I went buck wild. My first Chronic experience, I remember it vividly. I got soooooo zoooted, I was like tripping! I was telling stupid ass jokes and laughing at them, I was dancing like I was on Soul Train, I was eating everything in site, and afterwards, I grabbed the guy who served as my bodyguard at the time (& no, not Coco) and pratically raped him. I would not let him go until the weed wore off! I had cotton mouth the whole next day ([Font size=1 face=g color=Red]& a sore coochie)[/font]
Did not know weed made you act crazy, gave you the munchies and horny as hell! The bodygurd dude, well, I could not get rid of his ass after that. Heyyyy, what can I say!
I still indulge in chronic every now and again, but I am much more in control. The shit only makes me very talkative and rather intellectual now!
Maybe that is why i have been typing all of these long ass posts today! ;p ;p ;p ;p
When I first arrived in LA, I was well affiliated with this guy who shall remain nameless. Well, he was a real big dude as far as the rap industry is concerned. So, here I am running around with a whole bunch of rapper types and they all smoke weed. This is when I got introduced to CHRONIC (aka, the bomb ass weed. No sticks, no stems, no seeds!). I had never smoked weed before in my life, but soon as I get to LA, I went buck wild. My first Chronic experience, I remember it vividly. I got soooooo zoooted, I was like tripping! I was telling stupid ass jokes and laughing at them, I was dancing like I was on Soul Train, I was eating everything in site, and afterwards, I grabbed the guy who served as my bodyguard at the time (& no, not Coco) and pratically raped him. I would not let him go until the weed wore off! I had cotton mouth the whole next day ([Font size=1 face=g color=Red]& a sore coochie)[/font]
Did not know weed made you act crazy, gave you the munchies and horny as hell! The bodygurd dude, well, I could not get rid of his ass after that. Heyyyy, what can I say!
I still indulge in chronic every now and again, but I am much more in control. The shit only makes me very talkative and rather intellectual now!
Maybe that is why i have been typing all of these long ass posts today! ;p ;p ;p ;p
Where is the LOVE?
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tis2flyyy,
Oh a rapper type girl. Man I bet you know what's going on when it comes to, you know, sex.
I may be giving too much away but I got another story. In my early 20's one of my brothers asked me to fly to Vegas and put some money on an NBA playoff game for him, Last minute type thing. I missed placing the bet by about 2 minutes so instead of getting a hotel room, etc. I stayed up all night and gambled. Actually remember hitting a 21 I was so loaded. I wake up in the morning broke, no way to the airport, sitting in the sports book. I hitch-hike to the airport because I still have my tickect and about 30 bucks. I get there and have to wait a few hours. I get drunk, make my flight and pass out. I'm suppose to be going to Phoenix. I get off the plane and go ..."Man this airport looks improved!".I slept through the lay over and ended up in Houston at the counter ranting that this had happenened. The girl goes..."Sir We'll fly you back but not until Our first flight back tomorrow. I go into a deserted terminal, plant myself on the floor. I wake up with an old lady poking me with an umbrella in a packed terminal! I made a couple of slopping noises with my mouth and tried to clear my head and Finally made it home. My brother didn't talk to me for about 5 years. Like I said...Pills and booze and powders.....
Oh a rapper type girl. Man I bet you know what's going on when it comes to, you know, sex.
I may be giving too much away but I got another story. In my early 20's one of my brothers asked me to fly to Vegas and put some money on an NBA playoff game for him, Last minute type thing. I missed placing the bet by about 2 minutes so instead of getting a hotel room, etc. I stayed up all night and gambled. Actually remember hitting a 21 I was so loaded. I wake up in the morning broke, no way to the airport, sitting in the sports book. I hitch-hike to the airport because I still have my tickect and about 30 bucks. I get there and have to wait a few hours. I get drunk, make my flight and pass out. I'm suppose to be going to Phoenix. I get off the plane and go ..."Man this airport looks improved!".I slept through the lay over and ended up in Houston at the counter ranting that this had happenened. The girl goes..."Sir We'll fly you back but not until Our first flight back tomorrow. I go into a deserted terminal, plant myself on the floor. I wake up with an old lady poking me with an umbrella in a packed terminal! I made a couple of slopping noises with my mouth and tried to clear my head and Finally made it home. My brother didn't talk to me for about 5 years. Like I said...Pills and booze and powders.....
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walrusjk,
PILLS ROCK!
PILLS ROCK!
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all"
Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson
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smjmcomic,
GOOD TO SEE YOU UP IN HERE!!
GOOD TO SEE YOU UP IN HERE!!
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me!
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bingolong,
GOOD TO YOU SEEING ME UP IN HERE!
GOOD TO YOU SEEING ME UP IN HERE!
"I'm on the Zoloft to keep from killing y'all"
Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson
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walrusjk,
when i was young.....like 25 .....one guy told me that he got drunk an caught a bus from Phoenix to Dallas an dont know why.......he knew somebody there an lived with them an got a job ......but couldnt move back home for six months......an lost his job ...woman....an everything he had there........he was poor.......everybody i knew was....that chit is still funny to this day.....
when i was young.....like 25 .....one guy told me that he got drunk an caught a bus from Phoenix to Dallas an dont know why.......he knew somebody there an lived with them an got a job ......but couldnt move back home for six months......an lost his job ...woman....an everything he had there........he was poor.......everybody i knew was....that chit is still funny to this day.....
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walrusjk,
That story was funny as hell! You better leave that shit ALONE!
& Yeah, baby...I do knows what time it is in the sex tip!!!
Ok, I am joking. I am a straight prude!!! Dress up like a pilgram and shit when my dude comes over and wants to go to bed. At my age, my motto is a used coochie is a smelly coochie!HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
& this ole girl don't want no smelly coochie!!!!
But when I smokes Chronic, then I dress like Joan Jett and break out my GET-TAIR and sing old Pat Benatar songs "Hit me with your best shot!" That is when my dude should come over to the house...then I gets buck wild off of the chronic!
See, I gets real crazy when I am sleepy, which I am right now. So, let me go and get my Pilgram gear out of the dryer and get dressed for bed!!!
That story was funny as hell! You better leave that shit ALONE!
& Yeah, baby...I do knows what time it is in the sex tip!!!
Ok, I am joking. I am a straight prude!!! Dress up like a pilgram and shit when my dude comes over and wants to go to bed. At my age, my motto is a used coochie is a smelly coochie!HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
& this ole girl don't want no smelly coochie!!!!
But when I smokes Chronic, then I dress like Joan Jett and break out my GET-TAIR and sing old Pat Benatar songs "Hit me with your best shot!" That is when my dude should come over to the house...then I gets buck wild off of the chronic!
See, I gets real crazy when I am sleepy, which I am right now. So, let me go and get my Pilgram gear out of the dryer and get dressed for bed!!!
Where is the LOVE?
