Enhancement for kids

[mikewormack]

Television has been changing a lot over the
years, the thing that has changed the most is
commercials. I was sitting down watching a
disney show with my kids then from out of no
where comes this commercial about penis
enhancement. So my six year old son asked me
what's penis enhancement. I sure as heck
couldn't tell him the truth. How would that
sound? When a man is insecure with the size
of his penis, he embarks on a fruitless quest
of creams, pumps and pills to achieve a
feeling of confidence in himself that he
previously lacked. I couldn't say that, so I
said you know dumbo the elephant, he takes
those pills to make his trunk bigger. So then
he asked, why does dumbo want his trunk
bigger. I didn't know what to say, so I said,
when an elephant is insecure with the size of
his penis, he embarks on a fruitless quest of
creams, pumps and pills to achieve a feeling
of confidence in himself that he previously
lacked. Then I had to get up and call that number, they were offering free pills.

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[tis2flyyy]

mikewormack,

[mikewormack]

You are right about the laugh tracks, I'm new to this and the pros that have been doing it for a while get offended. I got a live gig coming up and I am going to put up another bit.

Thanks for the feedback

Mike