I almost played B'ball in my underwear today

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walrusjk
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I almost played B'ball in my underwear today

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I got a hoop in my driveway. Pretty busy street. My kids were out shooting around so I thought I'd shake things up. The garage door slowly goes up and I'm standing there, posed, in my BVD's, head tilted to one way, wrist band on with a snarl on my face. The kids immediately freeze and their mouths drop open like they're on a hinge. I burp and go..."Any punks up for ball?" In unison they go.."Not really." I go.."Didn't think so." Clint Eastwood like and then closed the garage door stilled posed....
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walrusjk,
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/i]"Clint Eastwood Like...still posing"[/i] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That was way too funny! You are a visualizer - I was seeing it as I read it! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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tis2flyyy,

Oh ya...With some pink bunny slippers on....
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walrusjk,
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: STOP! My side is about to bust from laughing so hard! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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walrusjk,
:lol: :lol:
I went to Zimbabwe. I know how white people feel in America now; relaxed! Cause when I heard the police car I knew they weren't coming after me! 
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walrusjk,

Of course when you bring out the tighty whities for a game of ball you bring new meaning to "posting up"
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Anditsdeeptoo,

A little while later I notice they're having a good time playing 3's so I decide to shake it up again. The door slowly opens and I'm standing there in full drag. I start to sing the Marlyn Monroe happy birthday Mr. President thing. The door slowly closes as I sing.."Happy birthday toooo youuuu.."
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