Taste the Rainbow!

Post by **JTF** » Tue May 02, 2006 3:47 pm

So I'm at the bar with some of the guys. A friend of a friend, let's call him "Dave" because that's his name, is drunk as hell and tells us about something he supposedly read about on the internet, but never tried. It is called [/i]Taste the Rainbow![/i]

Yes, this does involve Skittles.

Take a package of Skittles. (Not the value bag!) and jam them up your ass. Don't ask me how, because I don't know. I suppose you could either load them in like shells on a pumo-action shotgun, or use a funnel... I don't know and I'm not about to try.

Anyway, once your ass is full of Skittles, you have someone eat your ass.... Then, whenever you feel like it you shout "TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!" and expell the Skittles into the mouth of the person you will never kiss again.

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:36 pm

JTF,

Here's your personal dispenser buddy ,

[img]https://richardpryor.com/forums/attachments/jtfskit.jpg[/img]

and he said the value bag is no problem ...
[img]https://richardpryor.com/forums/images/ ... tfskit.jpg[/img]

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Tue May 02, 2006 6:29 pm

[Font size=5 face=t color= navy]You got to have the right avatar for the job !!!! [/font]

[img]https://richardpryor.com/forums/attachments/ACF7C1.jpg[/img]

[img]https://richardpryor.com/forums/images/ ... ACF7C1.jpg[/img]

Post by **Anditsdeeptoo** » Tue May 02, 2006 7:11 pm

bcddjjsc690,

Can we at least shave his ass before he farts candy?

Post by **hellifiknow** » Tue May 02, 2006 7:17 pm

JTF,

I told you about the guy at work that said his wife let him stick it in her ass after years of begging and when he pulled it out there was a kernal of corn stuck to the head of his dick right?

I wasn't sure if you meant thumbing them into the receiver or pumping them into the chamber, don't care for the visual on either one.

Bcddjjsc690,
Great Avatat!

Thats a good picture too!

but I liked the one of you with Dee Dee better...cool socks though.

Post by **JTF** » Tue May 02, 2006 7:35 pm

hellifiknow,

Corn?

DAMN!!!

I guess it's better than sticking it in and pulling it out only to realize you are wearing a condom... but never put one on!

Post by **Appaloosa** » Wed May 03, 2006 1:06 am

Anditsdeeptoo,
now thats funny

Post by **hellifiknow** » Wed May 03, 2006 3:28 am

JTF,

thats sick...I wonder if anyones ever got a tampon string wrapped around their dick, a guy would be thinking "it's got me" till he got it wrestled out of there.

same old story...my friends big sister got drunk and forgot she was on the rag and got laid...about a week later she was rank, butt nasty rank, couldn't even stand being in the same room with her. She had got that tampon rammed so far up in there it clogged up the works. Lucky it didn't kill her, she had been the fantasy for a lot of our teenage dreams up until that point. I bet they had to get the janitors help to get that thing out of there.

Post by **JTF** » Wed May 03, 2006 4:35 am

hellifiknow,

After that, she became Walter's fantasy...

Post by **Momof5** » Wed May 03, 2006 5:01 am

JTF,

In the town that I grew up there is a oil company. Rich muthas that own it.. The tycoon and his son. Well the son was married and his wife caught him one night getting it up the ass from another guy.. So she decided to get even. She tied the fucker down to the bed and placed a big hot curling iron up his ass. He had to have it surgically removed and the Father tried to cover up the story but it was every where rather quickly. Small town and all. She got jail time, but unfotunalty since he's still rich everyone is all nice to the son and stuff. But it was funny for a long time.