I was just wonderin....

Post by **JTF** » Wed May 03, 2006 7:51 am

Momof5,

I was at a gay bar once and used the ladies room. Upon hearing me piss in the toilet, the woman in the next stall calls me out and tells me "You're in the wrong bathroom." I replied, "I know, but I'm straight and I want no part of what goes on in the men's room."

She understood my plight. She was the bartender's daughter and we had a couple drinks together...

Post by **Momof5** » Wed May 03, 2006 9:33 am

JTF,

Was she a tranny??? just kidding. The whole conversation made the think about the Conehead movie where the mom gives the definition of pig. A mammal that deficates in the same place it consumes.. Not verbatum of course. But that's what bathroom sex makes me think of.

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Wed May 03, 2006 12:15 pm

Momof5,

Girrrlll! You are bold to yell at those dudes in the restroom of the shoe Dept.

But it reminds me of a story. I have this acquaintance, he owns a nightclub here in LA where I give my anuual birthday parties at - his name is Lee-Mack. The name says it all! He is a PIMP. I wrote about him before.

So, he invites me and my friend to attend one of his parties - He has an annual Players Ball here every year.

Anyway, I am up in there straight trippin! I am seeing some unreal - dreg of society at this party! and then I see these really weird looking chicks - 'bout 6'11, adam's apple big as a baseballs. I am like, those are men! Lee-Mack said, well sure suger, EVERYBODY is welcome to one of LeeMacks parties!

Later on, my friend and I go off to the restroom. and what do you know, the women/men where in there - getting it on! One bent over in front of the other, grunting and huffing and puffing and the one in the front saying " Get it, John, Get It, John, Get It!"

So, I guess that is why they call them John!

I am lying! I did not see them doing it....BUT they were men dressed like women and one's name was JOHN!

AHAHHHAHAHHAHA!!! Gotcha!

Post by **tamra** » Wed May 03, 2006 1:36 pm

JTF,

umm... I'm not sure whether to be impressed at your knowledge or grab a credit card imprinter and set you up w/one of the girls since you're quite familiar w/Johns.

oh wait...did I just say that out loud....I meant escort of the evening. *whew*

Post by **Momof5** » Thu May 04, 2006 5:34 am

tis2flyyy,

girl you could kept me going there, But its still funny as hell. It reminds me of steel magnolias when they are talking about how gay men are either named mark, rick, or steve. I can't remember if they said John though. But I have known more gay johns then any other name.. funny isn't it.. even more funny is the big gay guy I was talking about before was a mark...lol and my ex's middle name is mark...

Post by **Jennifer** » Fri May 05, 2006 5:31 pm

Momof5,
That's good...rim shot indeed!!

Post by **Murphdogg** » Sat May 06, 2006 5:51 am

JTF, man your not kidding about those bathrooms in gay bars, I remember when I first moved out to california I was dating a girl and she wanted to go to this gay bar because "it's the best place to dance" or some such shit. I wasn't homophobic at the time, but I sure wasn't that comforatable around gay guys either, I went to the bathroom and almost shat my pants when this guy at the next urinal without any kind of stealth just looks right down at my mounka!! and the worst part was he rolled his eyes and just walks out. Okay that part I made up....but I don't make up a story unless it's the gods to honest truth

Post by **JTF** » Sat May 06, 2006 11:25 am

Murphdogg,

I went to a different gay bar by accident.

My friend Eddie and me were out late drinking and looking for an after hours joint. We saw one with a lot of women going in and out, so we said "ALRIGHT!!!" So when we're in line we notice that all the "women" weren't. Oops. We decided to get a few drinks anyway, since it's not like either of us was about to rip our shirts off and start singing Donna Summer.

So I'm taking a leak in a stall and I get propositioned... I just said "I already have a lover!" (In a gay voice) My friend finally went to use the john and comes out and says "WE have to leave NOW! I was at a urinal and a guy offered to shake it for me!

Post by **Murphdogg** » Sat May 06, 2006 12:13 pm

JTF, it sounds like gay guys dig bald heads and goetee's..now if we can get chicks to dig it

Post by **Appaloosa** » Sat May 06, 2006 8:28 pm

Murphdogg,
okay...two guys go into a bar.....and one finally says that he thinks that this is a gay bar...
the other one says "how?"....
an the first one says "one guy kept asking me to come here"......
the other guy "so...that dont mean its a gay bar"
the first guy "yeah but he kept saying to come here with his toungue"