Can you believe I'm actualy working this weekend? Somebody actually wants me to do stand up. The Fools! Actually this will be my second time performing at this particular venue -- because apparently management didn't learn their lesson the first time. Well in a desperate effort to appease the gods and have a great set, I apologize for every bad thing I've ever said about anyone! I love you all! I even like Reiser, Sykes and Carrot Top. There. That should do it. I'll let you know how tonight goes the next morning.... <---(my own laugh track)
BTW, the show was cancelled. I showed up and everything. Nothing. Me and two other comics just stood around waiting for a show to start that never did. They could've at least told us.
deepseas,
Heck yeah, I'm taking them back! Screw everybody! I know. I know. I'm a very petty person. I attended the Houston's Funniest Person Prelims last night. Dont' worry. I didn't perform. In fact, they paid me not to! I did, however, have a few friends that did.
My pal Danny Rios stole the show!!!! There were 12 peforming that night. Half of them I knew. Some did well, others not so much. I love them all nonetheless. But Danny was clearly the unequivocal winner last night! You all need to watch for him. He should be blowing up soon. I view the contest different than others do. Rather than say this person was good and another was bad. I view it all in terms of growth and development. Of all the comics last night, Rios was at the pinnacle of evolution. I've heard his stuff a million times. But last night, it just flowed out of him....