Am I the only one afraid of Jennifer?

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Am I the only one afraid of Jennifer?

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Don't get me wrong I love her. Has her heart in the right place on every issue that matters to me. Animal rights, who's a phony and who isn't but man if she was my gal I'd be scared shitless if I fucked up. Come home wearing a catcher's mask and double athletic cup. One on the inside. One on the outside. But again she is loveable..just in touch with her true feelings and by the way funny as hell. I just love reading her posts when she goes off even if it does make my ball sac schrivel just a bit...
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Actually I went back and read several of her posts and kinda changed my mind. Most posts are up-lifting and inspirational. A sign of a genuine sweet person who's in the business of showing views that should seem obvious to any sane person. So I take it back. If I fucked up I'd only wear the catcher's mask and do the rope-a-dope (ala Ali vs. Foreman) until she tired herself out. Take the body shots and tell her how important it was that there's still people out there who were passionate about their convictions with lots of "Baby" starting out each sentence. If I made it out alive I'd go (after she was out of ear shot)..."I'm the greatest! and you better believe it baby!" Note...(Last quote was from the album "Ringo" Lennon wrote the song.) It's late and I'm babbling......
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walrusjk,
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Man...I think you know me very well and all that you are saying is right the fuck on!!LOL
I love you for it!!
From the 'sweet as hell' but don't fuck with me bitch-jennyxxxx
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Jennifer,
Whew! Now I can go to sleep and hug my pillow and pratice kissing it pretending it's Jennifer. My pug Yoda might be going..."Who the hell is he talking to?" With that little crank of the head and big sad eyes....
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walrusjk,
Whoa I just woke up and please excuse that last post. I can be a rambling fool that's for sure. Again sorry about that. It was late....
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Re: Am I the only one afraid of Jennifer?

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walrusjk,

I'm pretty sure Richard wasn't afraid of her!

(But a few jealous people that share some DNA with him are!)

:lol:
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walrusjk,
Jennifer is the Queen role model for all women we should all take a 2nd look heres a woman who has not only beauty and intellagence but can stand up and yell with the best of us and not stand down till she gets her point across and she knows when to talk and when to stand up and put the fear of god in someones ass, I love how she has been around all the stars and yet unlike others who are the bow down kiss ass they did nothing wrong jennifer will Shout to the world that someones a fake.Shes got more Balls then most of the men i know and she takes no shit,yet she has the best heart in the world when it comes to animals and understanding someones emotions and feelings and being able to comfort. In my Opinion we shall all bow down to the woman.
:D Jenny Rocks!!!
And Hell no I aint afriad of her i say anyone who is just needs to be more like her talk the truth and nothing but and take no bullshit
Behind every beautiful thing there is some kind of pain - Bob Dylan
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abnormalandbitchy,

Whoa! There's more than one of you scary good looking babes out there. Calling all men...'BE AFRAID!...BE VERY AFRAID!" And a little turned on to. Those gals feel so strong about their convictions...Just think if they put it into, you know, bodily love toward you!. I need a cold shower.
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walrusjk,
:lol: Hahaha I spent enough years of my life being told to sit down and shut up I got away from home and said aint no one stopping me now I got my Nick name honest Im one Abnormal Bitch and I dont lie about it if being honest and standing up for my beliefs makes me a Bitch Ill take it :P
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abnormalandbitchy,
Back at you!!!Stand up and be heard...it's a beautiful thang!!!
Love you back...gracias for the nice nod---you have a spirit and courage that is free and strong!!
Love the folks on this site who speak up, speaking the truth...yes, you men included...!!! ;) :-x :lol:
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