Am I the only one afraid of Jennifer?

Post by **Anditsdeeptoo** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:11 pm

walrusjk,

Jennifer prompts a healthy fear. It's not the "That bitch will cook up your family rabbit fear" ala Glenn close in Fatal Attraction. It's more like the, "I bet she knows some funky jujitsu, better stay on her good side."

Post by **Mister Gee** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 8:58 pm

walrusjk,

Have you messed up somewhere at home bro? How come you so scared of the women all of a sudden? Put your foot down and be a man! You gotta play the powerful role, it'll get you far!!

(Oh shit my missus is coming!......RUN FORREST RUN!!!!)

Peace gee

Post by **mojones** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:28 am

walrusjk,

You missed your calling. You should've been a politician. Your posts were perfect example of waffling, flip-flopping and diplomacy. You're either married or in a long term relationship, right? BTW, happy 4th!

Post by **abnormalandbitchy** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:17 am

Mister Gee,

you so crazy...but dont confuse the brother with this put your foot down BS. hehehe women werent put here to be feared we were here to Stand by Our men when no one else does Love them Like no other can ...and occasionly smack em around till they see things our way

The Following will show why men really run when us wives call.

When I created the heavens and the earth, I spoke them into being.When I created man, I formed him and breathed life into his nostrils.But you, woman, I fashioned after I breathed the breath of life into man because your nostrils are too delicate.I allowed a deep sleep to come over him so I could patiently and perfectly fashion you.Man was put to sleep so that he could not interfere with the creativity. From one bone, I fashioned you. I chose the bone that protects man's life. I chose the rib, which protects his heart and lungs and supports him, as you are meant to do.
Around this one bone, I shaped you....... I modeled you. I created you perfectly and beautifully. Your characteristics are as the rib, strong yet delicate and fragile. You provide protection for the most delicate organ in man, his heart. His heart is the center of his being, his lungs hold the breath of life. The ribcage will allow itself to be broken before it will allow damage to the heart. Support man as the ribcage supports the body. You were not taken from his feet, to be under him, nor were you taken from his head, to be above him. You were taken from his side, to stand beside him and be held close to his side.You are my perfect angel.....You are my beautiful little girl. You have
grown to be a splendid woman of excellence, and my eyes fill when I see the virtues in your heart. Your eyes......don't change them. Your lips, how lovely when they part in prayer. Your nose, so perfect in form. Your hands so gentle to touch. I've caressed your face in your deepest sleep. I've held your heart close to mine. Of all that lives and breathes,

you are most like me.

Adam walked with me in the cool of the day, yet he was lonely. He could not See me or touch me. He could only feel me. So everything I wanted Adam to share and experience with me, I fashioned in you; my holiness, my Strength, my purity, my love, my protection and support.You are special because you are an extension of me. Man represents my image,woman my emotions. Together, you represent the totality of God.
So man......treat woman well.Love her, respect her, for she is fragile. In hurting her, you hurt ME.What you do to her, you do to ME. In crushing her, you only damage your own heart, the heart of your Father, and the heart of her Father. Woman, support man. In humility, show him the power of emotion I have given you. In gentle quietness, show your strength. In love, show him that you are the rib that protects his inner self.

Post by **Mister Gee** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:35 pm

abnormalandbitchy,

I don't know what it is they smoke in your neck of the woods, but it's definitely outta my league!!

:lol: Even TMIC would think twice before takin' a hit from that! ;p

Peace gee

Post by **abnormalandbitchy** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:05 am

Mister Gee,
Ok imma shut the fuck up .....

Post by **Mister Gee** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:55 am

abnormalandbitchy,

Hey don't pay me no mind (nobody else here does!) Feel free to philosophise, conceptualise and visualise to your hearts content! trust me, if you read half of the dumb stuff that i've posted up on here in the past....you'll see that i'm in no position to judge

Peace gee (Go giants!)

see what I mean??

Post by **tis2flyyy** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:07 am

abnormalandbitchy,
Sheeeeiiiiiiittt!

All I am going to say to ya i welcome to the site and I see why you got your name!

But honey chile, if you like it and feel like babbling, then it is all good. Represent yourself!

So sayeth Big T Hollywood

Post by **abnormalandbitchy** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:04 pm

Mister Gee,
Donat tka eme so serious hun I aint mad at cha,and hell me sayin imma shut the fuck up isnt even close to me being bitchy hehe i just didnt have anything better at the time other then I think Jennys got a stalker

Post by **walrusjk** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:16 pm

abnormalandbitchy,

Stalking? Are you nuts! All I'm saying isn't too hard to have a little crush on Jennifer. I love that picture of her. It isn't like I've erected a temple in my basement or I'm hiding in any bushes with tree branches phugged into my hat. I've got a sweet gal of my own but I get little.."Oh man! What a babe. What a bitchin babe." Kinda like Terry the Toad in American Grafitti sometimes when I see that picture. P.S. Please excuse any inapropriate post I may have written. Sometimes I ramble like an idiot when I've been partying and that's usually when I post here but I'm sober as a judge right now. Burp...