Stange things that I have seen in the last week

[Momof5]

bcddjjsc690,

Naw.. But being a woman I was taught that as soon as your coochie starts smellin like fish you better haul ass to the gyno and get on antibiotics

[bcddjjsc690]

Momof5,
I said [/i] fish [/i] ...not sourdough & cheese ...

[hellifiknow]

tamra,
where I come from that picture bcddjjsc690 put up is a glamour photo....I wanted to get off that post fast and get that song out of my head so bad I miss-quoted the devil.

Tis2flyy,
Teryaki pussy...thats just wrong isn't it? ;p

vineagar and fish ok...but not fish and chips.

bcddjjsc690,
[/i]smells like cologne, leave it alone[/i]...

[tis2flyyy]

Murphdogg,
How are they yo peeps and you have shaved your head bald???? What, do you have a mullet wig or sumthin'?

[tis2flyyy]

bcddjjsc690,
Yep, if your shit is tasting like sour dough and cheese...definitely time for a hysterectomy!!!!

But I have been told that MY coochie tastes JUST like sugar and spice and EVERYTHANG nice!!!!! But hey, that is because I am 2flyyyy (sheeeiiiiiit- you betta ask sumbody!)

So, all of this talk of fish and chips, vinegar and shit makes me think "Dayyyuuummm, they been messing around with some foul azz pus-say!" Them bitches needs a HI-POWERED massengil douche - fo shizzle my nizzle!

I like Bcdd's comment - if it smell like cologne, leave it alone! I have not heard that one B-4. I am going to use it!

But I likes my Mom's comment even better.....
She said - IF God meant for us to EAT it, he would have put in on a plate...spread out like a gourmet meal! YA HEARD!



All I am saying is....don't be eating no bad coochie! I seen a dude who ate too much bad coochie - his tongue was black and his breath smelled like....you guessed it! Fish and chips, vinegar, garlic, onions AND SARDINES and the sewage center. Now to that, all you can say is DAYYYYYUUUMMMM!!!

But since coochie eating ain't going out of style no time soon - I say we all pinch in a few chips ($$$) and set about inventing some disinfectant toothpaste to help the foul mouthed people out who mistakenly get ahold of some very bad coochie flavors!

See Tamra, U ain't the only entreprenuing azz sista on this site! We gone get this MONEY! Either from Bingo's amusement park ride or from the Coochie toothpaste!!!

PS: For the record - I have NEVER tasted no pus-say!!!! Bad-Good or otherwise! Not even my own! To each's own and I am not knocking no ones hustle, for real - but there is NO WAY in HELL I am EVA gonna taste no coochie...not even if the world came to an end and that was the only thing left on this planet to eat. I would then be what they call - a dead, non-coochie eating muthaphucca! NO DISRESPECT INTENDED!

[hellifiknow]

tis2flyyy,
if you wasn't supposed to eat it, it wouldn't be shaped like a taco.

pussy flavored toothpaste could get a man shot.

[tis2flyyy]

bcddjjsc690,
Oh yes, my friend...thanks for that pic!!!!! I knew you would find one for your girl!!!

Another thing, since you are my friend, I have to admit something to you....that lady that pulled her drawers out of her big ole ass in front of the club.....that really was me! I was just too ashamed to tell ya'll that!!!!But since we are on here speaking of rapping mullets, and stanky coochie...I really felt that I could let my hair down and just tell the truth!!!!!

One curse of having of big ole azz is that your panties get caught up in there a whole lot. SHeeeiiiiittt, most of the time, I don't even wear them!

Steve is gonna kill me for admitting this much!

But I am on a roll!

Another curse is, when MEN see a big ole azz, they come after you like a hound doggggg! Woof, woof! I tell 'em...you can look, but you can't touch! Then I walks on off, singing to myself "ooooooooh, Shake it fast, but watch yourself & SHOW 'em what chu workin' wit'!"


PS: Got ahold of some choice cush today....hence why I am straight tripping!

[tis2flyyy]

hellifiknow,
Two questions:
Whose pus-say do you know is shaped like a taco?????

I just went to the bathroom and check mines out and it don't look like no taco - it looks like and oyster!!!!!

Second question?
If you had some pus-say flavored toothpaste - what would U do with it?

I mean, going around with you breathe smelling like pus-say can not be an added attraction, AT ALL!!!!!

[hellifiknow]

tis2flyyy,
an oyster? what a coincidence...raw pus-say is good but I don't like raw oysters, but I like steamed oysters but not steamed pus-say, it gets kinda funky...now smoked oysters and smoked pus-say are both very good. ;p

I was just thinking if a guy told his wife he was going to be out with the boys watching football or something and brushed his teeth with pus-say flavored toothpaste before he kissed his wife and went to bed he might get shot, or even worse wake up looking like John "Frankenweenie" Bobbitt.

just watching your back Sis, don't need no law suits before we're all rich.

[Murphdogg]

tis2flyyy, if that toothpaste tasted like my ex wife's hoo haw my teeth would rot out before I used that shit