I just started shaving at 47...

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I just started shaving at 47...

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My gal bought an electric shaver. You know, the type they have in barber shops. Well one night I was kinda bored so I got naked and turned it on while standing in front of the mirror. Well one thing led to another and let's just say..."Smooth as a baby's bottom." I look larger (if you know what I mean) and now I got the chest of a 14 year old. It's been a few days and it's starting to itch a bit. I'm thinking about bringing it into me and my gal's bed. You know set it up in advance, hide it, get her naked and at the right time whisper sexually.."Honey I need to go down on you." She'd be all relaxed, breathless as I made my way down there and VAROOOOM! Pull it out and start to shaving! On second thought maybee I should talk about it with her first.
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