1) Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.
2) Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.
3) Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.
4) Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at Denny's forgot his birthday.
5) Mr. T's pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.
6) Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.
7) Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.
8) The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.
9) Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his "jibba jabba", Mr. T is still able to pity him.
10) There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T drives a van
Peace gee
