why I am the best or worst emcee ever.

Post by **Murphdogg** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:00 pm

last night after drinking a ungodly ammount of shots that would of castrated a dislexic donkey at I somehow finangled three fine women from the crowd to come on stage and make out. The crowd loved it, but the comic that had to follow that was a smidge pissed.

Post by **bcddjjsc690** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:13 pm

Murphdogg,
"
Those are the sacrifices that have to be made ,in order to entertain the masses , sometimes even providing champanya, "

Post by **Murphdogg** » Wed Aug 09, 2006 12:37 pm

bcddjjsc690, LMFAO @ champaynya

Post by **Murphdogg** » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:37 pm

bcddjjsc690, LOl, I just got a call from a bay area comic saying he's going to make the sac comedy clubs book me as his mc next time he's booked up here but he expects me to pull that same stunt again.

Post by **mojones** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:11 am

Murphdogg,

Tread lightly. If this keeps up, eventually you'll be the one performing sex acts onstage. Not that it's a bad thing..

Post by **Murphdogg** » Mon Aug 14, 2006 10:59 am

mojones, that's all I need, I already have the reputation of getting this club shut down in sacramento for having two strippers perform..uhm acts on each other on stage.....But that wasn't the reason the place got shut down....well nto the WHOLE reaon anyways.