Anyone have an embarrasing first time sex story?

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walrusjk
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Anyone have an embarrasing first time sex story?

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Unfortunately I do. I was in the 7th grade. A truely beautiful girl had recently discover sex and wanted all she could get. Her folks were out of town and she invited me over. We got naked and I took out a condom I bought in a washroom at the local University. We were on the bottom bunk bed, naked and it was time to put it on. I unraveled it and tried to put it on. After a lot of fumbling got it on and proceeded to insert and have sex for about an hour, missionary. It was the 70's and the condom was thick. I couldn't feel much but stayed hard. Anyway I took it out without even coming and noticed a tear on the side of the rubber. I got out of bed, walked over to the dresser, ripped off the condom and said.."Debby. I think you're pregnant." I told her quick get to the washhroom and wash it out. My last recollection was of her with a soapy wash cloth stuck up there with soapy water running down her leg. I was talking to her and said..."I think I'm gonna cry." She click her head back and said.."Oh jeez don't cry." Obviously in a tone that said "you're a loser." I went home and my Mom saw I was acting guilty and got it out of me what happened. How's that for a bad one? Sorry to say a true story...
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Re: Anyone have an embarrasing first time sex story?

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walrusjk,

hell yes ok in the tenth grade i was at the bus stop and this girl came up to me after school.She wanted to go to my house and play the game so i said ok.So she cums in and no one home>she sits at the computer and start looking up porno sites big dicks.com. Dont asj how i remember so she said do u wanna play a game. I said yes she she got a candy put it in her mouth and we kissed. But i wanted the candy so i accidentlly bite her tounge. So she wanted to stop and have sex. But it was a problem i wasnt on hard. I was nervous so i ran into the bathroom to u no get it up. It only got up half way tho but i tohught so wat. I got out and she got on top naked.And started to moan she said is it in yet and i said nooooo. So i put it in and it started to shrink more i was soooo nervous she laughed in my face and left. next day at school she came in front of me in front of everyone and said if u had two more inchs u would have been a king two less ull be a queen
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