Why Women love thanksgiving

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walrusjk
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Why Women love thanksgiving

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The past few weeks I've been discussing with my gal what we were going to do for Thanksgiving. You know what we're going to eat. Going to see my folks, what about the kids, etc. Her nostrils would kind of expand and an intense look of desire would come over her. It wasn't about the holiday. It was the shopping the day after. The only dirty words in my gal's vocabulary is.."I paid retail." She's been MIA since 5:00 (am) the day after Thangiving day. Occasionally she shows up. Yesterday she comes home, runs up to my room and goes..."I bought you this Armani suit. Was $875. I got it for $65. Put it on and see if it fits!" It did and she was so proud. Then she goes..."You'll have to get the pants bottoms altered. My Mom can do it! Well gotta go!" She's instantly in the car roaring to the next sale and I'm holding the suit, watching her leave and go.."She's out of control."
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