I want to be a dancer!

[walrusjk]

I know it's late in life but I decided I want to dance for a living. I scratched my head and figured I had to have exposure. So, never ever danced before, I bought some tap shoes and headed out my front door. I figured I go straight to the people. I walk down the steet and whenever a car passes by I start tap dancing my ass off. I think it's going well too because they point a lot. Some even flick open their cell phones and frantically start dialing. I'm going to look into getting an agent...

[walrusjk]

deepseas, Oh no I was kidding. Thought it painted a funny mental picture but thanks...

[hellifiknow]

deepseas,
I'm with you on always wanted to be a tap dancer, being able to dance even a little bit like Sammy Davis Jr would have been a dream.

walrusjk,
attorneys are good but court appointed psychiatrists are better.