astonamous,
Geez. Why didn't you throw in an enema while you were at it. Hey I don't do research. I just asked a simple question you beautiful, creature, on whom i have a huge crush!
I mean no disrespect, you are such an awesome person on this site...the last thing I would want to do is insult you!
Please accept my apology....
Obviously, I do need an enema!

and I'm naked.