Yo' Mama

Post by **markvinyl** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 11:52 am

Yo' mama so black, when she went to night school, she got marked absent.

Post by **gpholms** » Tue Mar 16, 2004 7:51 pm

markvinyl,

Your momma so black she sweats snickers. Nutty ass hoe

Post by **Skiny_wyt_Boy** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 6:01 pm

Yo momma so hairy she got afros on her nipples

Post by **Skiny_wyt_Boy** » Tue Apr 27, 2004 6:03 pm

gpholms,

Yo momma so fat when i got done fuckin her i had to slap her ass and ride the wave in

Post by **JTF** » Wed Apr 28, 2004 3:48 pm

Skiny_wyt_Boy,

Yo mama's so white she shops at KKK-Mart.

Post by **jane_haze** » Thu Apr 29, 2004 5:42 am

JTF,

Yo momma such a ho bag, she drinks only bottled playboy grotto water. Mmmmm...Seeman soup...it's a meal in it's own.

You're momma so fat she use a sequoia as a toothpick.

You're momma breath smell like shit so bad, she talks to the flowers and they get hungry.

Jane

Please forgive me. I've decided to partake in a bit of absinthe today...if it's not funny, then it's your fault. Join me in my world!

:p

Post by **Gareth** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 12:13 am

fuckers,

all of your moms are like bricks....

flat on both sides... and laid by mexicans

gareth

p.s.
you all have fat moms.

Post by **gpholms** » Fri Apr 30, 2004 10:18 am

Skiny_wyt_Boy,
Your moma so black she sweats skid marks! Shit she so black the roaches called the K.K.K. on her black ass!

She is so ugly that MTV wont even do a make over on her ass!
It is impossible. She looks lik that guy from the movie the MASK!

LAAAAAAATE!

Post by **Skiny_wyt_Boy** » Sun May 02, 2004 3:23 pm

gpholms,

Yo mom such a slut she burns more rubbers than a nascar driver.

yo mom's like a shot gun one cock and she blows.

Post by **gpholms** » Thu May 06, 2004 1:04 pm

Skiny_wyt_Boy,
Your moms pussy is so dirty her crabs have ringworm.If her asshole had hair the would move down the block.

And your moms is like weed everyone has tried her. And tell her to clean her self she smells like bong water!

LAAAAAATE!