I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL ALL OF YOU.

[Murphdogg]

I freaking love George Bush, the 700 club is my favorite show, if you don't think it's a good show your all going to hell. I hate you all by the way.

ps

april fools

[tamra]

Murphdogg,

well since we are confessing truths and all. I'm pregnant and either JTF or Trudy is the father. you figure it out, or you can check us all out on Maury for the results.

that was some freaky party. we were wondering where you were.

[JTF]

Murphdogg,

I knew you were gay!

[tamra]

astonamous,

YES, when I said I was on the pill I meant Viagra or Acid. what other pills are there??

anywhoooo, whoever is not the father, please do not do a happy dance off the stage.

[JTF]

tamra,

I haven't got it wet since Ford was in the White House, and that was thanks to all the blow at the "Goodbye Nixon" party that Richard threw.

Well, at least she wasn't too ugly!

[tamra]

JTF,

then that leaves Trudy. but ummm rumor from back in the day was u had to double check (Crying Game style) all women at Nixon's parties. that Dick was sure Tricky! ;p

[walrusjk]

I tried Viagra once and nothing happened. Next time I'm not going to crush it up and snort it...

[Visitor]

walrusjk,