Happy Fathers Day !

Post by **EddieHill** » Sat Jun 16, 2007 7:57 pm

Happy Fathers Day to all you dads out there.

Post by **JTF** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:57 pm

EddieHill,

My kid forwarded an email to me which contained a coupon for $3 off a large "Signature" cake at Cold Stone Creamery. So if I want to get an actual Father's Day gift I have to come out my own pocket!

The oh so thoughtful message included was "thought u might like this since i gots it"

Post by **Murphdogg** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:30 am

JTF, My babies mom gve me a arguement for fathers day, she rolls up in the new car I paid for while I roll up in my throwback car. And proceeds to tell me she could take me to court to get more money at which point I remind her I have him half the time and I'll quit my day job and she can go to court after my comedy money..which scairs the hell out of her..ty comedy for paying so little.

Post by **Visitor** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:10 am

Murphdogg,

wait she has a new car? and were her nails and hair done too?

I don't like stuff like this when a child is involved. because I know some women out here seriously struggling raising a child with work and day care expenses. it's a common scam in NYC, their babies dad are scamming the child support courts by claiming to be disabled, collecting disability benefits to avoid paying no more than $25 a month, while taking cash only jobs that pay about 600 a day.

why not sue for full custody and make her pay child support?

go K-Fed, or Fed-Ex on her ass

Tamra

Post by **hellifiknow** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:19 am

JTF,
I got a cake for fd too, last week my ex sister in law bought the ingredients so my wife could make a cake for her but a family emergency prevented her from picking it up so it sat in the fridge till sunday...my wife said "happy fathers day, look in the fridge"...since the cake had been setting there all week I wasn't sure if I was getting a new bottle of ketchup or what.

the real fathers day present came when she packed up the kids and all the inlaws that have been staying with us for the last forty million years and took them all to the water park without me.

hellifiknow

Post by **Murphdogg** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:21 pm

Visitor,
she called me today she knew she was being a bitch. She found the perfect guy for her, a nerdy lil whiteboy with money who eats her shit and thanks her, I should pat the guy on the back he took allot of pressure off of me. I volenteered to pay 500.00 a month in child support which ain't bad considering how much I have him, don't get me wrong I believe in taking care of my babies I had full custody of my first son, just with my day job and comedy I don't have the time Like i used to and she's not a bad mom, just a bad ole lady.

Post by **tamra** » Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:14 pm

Murphdogg,

$500 a month? wow, now I really have an issue with her. because as I said I'm still in shock over a $25.00 a month judgement on this side of the states. the baby eats, gets medicine and can pay for daycare with $25.00 a month?

maybe I should hook her up with some of the brothers here running child support scams. she may wake up and realize it ain't about u but the child, and stop talking to you like she lost her damn mind and like you should care about her personal nonsense.

Post by **JTF** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:03 am

Murphdogg,

So how is the relationship going anyways?

Post by **Murphdogg** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:09 am

JTF, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. In the future I should probably not base my reltionships soley on the shape of a girls ass. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Like Bel Biv Devoe once said "never trust a big butt and a smile"

Post by **JTF** » Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:20 pm

Murphdogg,
Next time she pisses you off, just tell her how much you have learned from your time with her... [/i]I feel I learned a lot from my time with you. Thank you. Now I see that there is more to a woman than a big ass. I need a woman with an attractive face and a personality too! But you'll be fine for someone else. You still have that big ass. In fact, it's even bigger![/i]