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One love feeds the fire..one heart bares desire..wonder whosssse crying now.......two hearts born to run..who'll be the lonely one..wonder whose crying now.......GUITAR SOLO 

Shane God Damned Murphy
shanescomedy.com
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Murphdogg,
Three nights ago I was at a disco
Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go
And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go
Man she did a dip, almost broke my hip
She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, no
You done knocked me down once
You done knocked me down once
Said, if you want to dance
Find you a big fat man
Ya'll both can get on down
Ya'll both can get on down, huh
Three nights ago I was at a disco
Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go
And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go
Man she did a dip, almost broke my hip
She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, no
You done knocked me down once
You done knocked me down once
Said, if you want to dance
Find you a big fat man
Ya'll both can get on down
Ya'll both can get on down, huh
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LMFAO 
but seriously in response:
Let's rock!
Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun
Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

but seriously in response:
Let's rock!
Boy's in bikinis
Girls in surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's fruggin'
Twistin' 'round the fire
Havin' fun
Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun
Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter
Here comes a stingray
There goes a manta-ray
In walked a jelly fish
There goes a dogfish
Chased by a catfish
In flew a sea robin
Watch out for that piranha
There goes a narwhale
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!
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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
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tamra,
this is a song for all those fellas try to do what those ladies tell us, get shut down cause your over zelouse.play hard tp get females get jelouse. Okay smarty go to a party...
this is a song for all those fellas try to do what those ladies tell us, get shut down cause your over zelouse.play hard tp get females get jelouse. Okay smarty go to a party...
Shane God Damned Murphy
shanescomedy.com
shanescomedy.com
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Murphdogg,
heres one for the uh...ladies.
I’m not the only soul who’s accused of hit and run
Tire tracks all across your back
I can see you had your fun
But darlin’ can’t you see my signals turn from green to red
And with you I can see a traffic jam straight up ahead
You’re just like crosstown traffic
So hard to get through to you
Crosstown traffic
I don’t need to run over you
Crosstown traffic
All you do is slow me down
And I got better things on the other side of town
heres one for the uh...ladies.
I’m not the only soul who’s accused of hit and run
Tire tracks all across your back
I can see you had your fun
But darlin’ can’t you see my signals turn from green to red
And with you I can see a traffic jam straight up ahead
You’re just like crosstown traffic
So hard to get through to you
Crosstown traffic
I don’t need to run over you
Crosstown traffic
All you do is slow me down
And I got better things on the other side of town
"boy, go get me something to beat your ass with" RP
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hellifiknow & Murph,
hey dude I know that song. *doing the Spicolli dance*
hey dude I know that song. *doing the Spicolli dance*

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huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
huh? what? who? damn, I'm always the last to know.
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tamra,
I think I better let it go...looks like another love TKO...
I think I better let it go...looks like another love TKO...
Shane God Damned Murphy
shanescomedy.com
shanescomedy.com